Here’s a random story.
This random guy added me on Steam and keeps asking me to party with him to play Dota2. Except I don’t play Dota2 and never have. So I keep pretending like when he says, “party” he means party like ROCK STARS. He remains unpersuaded so far. Here’s tonight’s example of our bi-weekly conversation:
T-W: hey bro T-W: party Xenrathe: sup g skillet Xenrathe: sadly I've contracted nineteen STDs since our last party T-W : speak english bro T-W : english T-W : oh Xenrathe: and am currently undergoing a juice cleanse to cure myself of them T-W : oh Xenrathe: yeah... T-W : bro T-W : do u hvae dota2 items ? Xenrathe: I used to. But I sold them to feed my cocaine/hooker addiction :/ T-W : oh T-W : bro T-W : can u gift me 1 arcana ?
















