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If you could switch bodies with one celebrity for a whole day, who would it be?

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marisatomay

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

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Phil: *tells dan he hates him*

Dan:

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the disrespect.

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im tired

meanwhilepoetry

Every woman I know is afraid to walk alone at night. Every woman I know does not want to be in a cramped subway car full of just men. Every woman worries that some dude followed her home when she is out in the evening. Every woman I know has been hurt/injured/treated callously whether emotionally, physically or sexually by a man. Don’t tell me I have no right to fear men and their intentions because “NOTALLMEN”. I don’t leave my house unlocked when I go out either, but I don’t hear you screaming about how stupid I am because “NOTALLPEOPLE” are burglars. The point is, some men do it. The point is those men look just like the rest of the male population. And the point is, when it happens, you turn around and blame us for that too “You asked for it“ “You were stupid” “You provoked it” when you completely invalidate our very rational fear of getting raped and murdered. So don’t get annoyed at us for fearing and acting cautious around all male strangers when the system is pointedly set up to fail us.

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If I got caught pirating Michael Jackson’s discography I’d be facing five years in jail, but the guy responsible for his death was sentenced to four years and served two, so I could be in more trouble for stealing some 1’s and 0’s than killing an international superstar, the literal King of Pop.

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Really want to see this

johanirae

With the expert athletes on the sidelines yelling tips

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OKAY BUT IMAGINE IF THIS HAPPENED AT HOGWARTS

Just kidding. the rest of this post is going to be a few paragraphs of this same sentence over and over again to help reinforce the deception. the rest of this post is going to be a few paragraphs of this same sentence over and over again to help reinforce the deception. the rest of this post is going to be a few paragraphs of this same sentence over and over again to help reinforce the deception.

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A truly magnificent creature. (via artisticapis)

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Lmaoooooo

Omg

this was a gem lol

Dis too much 😂

Talent

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brown-nena

You can tell he’s going “ohhHhhhhHHH!” 😩😭 this is so cute lmao

iverbz

this is one of most wholesome me posts ive ever seen

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26 Mind-Blowing Psychology Facts That You Never Knew About People

Learning something new about yourself is always interesting and entertaining. And understanding the psychology behind the way we behave, treat others, and express ourselves can be even more appealing.

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A Tip for Book Lovers

If you go to libraries and if you shop at Thriftbooks (both of which I recommend) then you may already know this fact. But if you don’t, let me enlighten you;

These places are breeding grounds for BED BUGS.

No this is not me telling you to stop. No this is not me calling that places dirty or gross. This is just the consequence of book sharing. Because these books trade hands and houses in a wonderful and perfect system of intellectual freedom. And I think that’s beautiful. But when a book trades houses that many times it’s prone to pick up something. That something is usually bed bugs.

Due to their natural structuring, books are ideal homes. And once a book returns to the library or the warehouse, these bedbugs wiggle out and find more places to burrow and breed.

And here’s another fun fact. Unlike ants, bed bugs are not social insects. They don’t like each other. So if you think you can just put down a single trap and catch them all, you’re wrong. They don’t work like that. If you poison one, it won’t go home and do a secret handshake with a hundred other of its friends. It’ll just die. If you kill one, you’ve only killed one.

Why am I telling you this? To scare you? To ward you away? Of course not. I’m just here to make sure you’re aware AND to introduce you to something that could save you a shit ton of grief.

The moment you bring the book home or take it out of its packaging, PUT THAT FUCKER INTO THE FREEZER.

NO. THAT’S NOT A JOKE. MOVE THE LEAN CUISINE OUT OF THE WAY AND POP THAT SUCKER INTO THE FREEZER!!!

Extreme cold and extreme heat kills bed bugs. And since we’re not Trump and holding book burnings is generally looked down upon, we do the next best thing. Freeze it. No, it won’t damage the book. A few days in there will only leave it cold and bug free. But if you’re worried, pop it into a large Ziplock before you do.

Read safe and stay bug free, my bookish friends! 📚📚📖

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