From bad to TERRIBAD

If you're reading this i've already kinned

[ashleyjowilliams-deactivated202]

indie movie about a woman directed by a man

woman: *sitting on toilet, is peeing. you can hear her peeing* 

[cosed]

yea im gay. yea i only listen to the song tainted love (1981) on repeat. no i dont have any problems. siri send post

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Can u LITERALLY imagine dying and having ur body donated and instead of being used for research or organ donation some tumblr yahoo with a url like “cummy-kitten” buys your skeleton and takes selfies with it and unknowlingly youre at the center of tumblr drama but youre fucking dead

[maxknightley]

What a wild hypothetical that, for the sake of my fragile emotional well-being, I will assume is not based in some hellish recent event I have yet to hear about!

[garbage-empress]

cowboy advice

be rootin

be tootin

and by god be shootin

but most of all

be kind

[roseystims]

hey heads up if you get a youtube ad that’s chris pratt telling you not to skip, take his advice. it’s an ad for the Lego Movie 2 that literally plays the entire first movie

[roseystims]

[lemon-hancers-deactivated202212]

[fuckyeahgreatplays]

Me, constantly

[chongoblog]

Any living person: “Let’s go to the beach!”

Me:

[heyhosers]

vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy

[darkestelemental616]

I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?

[luxwing]

Straight people: tumblr lgbt snowflakes are so easily offended lmao get over it babies

One Trans Kid: Link is trans and I’m proud of him

Every straight within a 50 mile radius:

[1337n00b-deactivated20210119]

this post didn’t load properly and all i saw was “straight people:” and then the image and i was like yeah that makes sense

[luxwing]

Straight people:

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

Scuttles into a pet store with no money

[korra]

[citisstreets]

mentally develop your plots/character interactions by listening to your favorite songs and imagining an amv to it

[insomniac-arrest]

my dash laid bare an ancient prophecy, a warning that came too late

[cherry52011]

I’m confused by this what does it mean and how long ago was this “Joke” (?) a thing?

[insomniac-arrest]

[fakefnvdialogue]

[catchymemes]

Wheeee!

[akamxru]

the only good thing voltron has done for my life is given me a different less shameful character to think about when i listen to blue lips by regina spektor

[oppa-homeless-style]

go back to your room and think about Equius

[ciryes]