Eureka is Greek for ‘my bath is too hot’

Yes, I am indeed too old

[demilypyro]

Whoever designed Pokopia Ditto did an excellent fucking job because conceptually it should be super creepy but I just look at this slimy little goober trying her best to hold a human shape and it's the cutest thing ever

[gothdolphin-deactivated20190409]

me: how do churches deal with gluten at communion

first response on a catholic forum:

The Roman Catholic church is the only Christian faith with any mettle.

It’s not bread. It’s Jesus, dipshit. Next question.

It’s jesus, but also jesus’ body activates Celiac’s

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Gluten at communion! Holy wafers!🎵

[i-am-a-fish]

i just went to cool town and they said they knew u

[i-am-a-fish]

i also just went to dehydrated town and they said you are a hometown legend

[phizoto]

Now I KNOW everyone’s back here for a bit after…that

Everyone alright?

[phizoto]

Triple H voicing support for 47? That’s a given. Don’t forget what family he married into.

John Cena loving Vince? He’s never hid it, he just never said it aloud until now.

But Roman. Roman Reigns. Joe Anoa’i.

I never liked the character of Roman for the longest time. Even got reamed about it once here when I voiced it out (in a clumsy manner, so I got what I deserved). But he managed to win me over as the Tribal Chief. That’s hard work paying off.

Hard work that one sentence (“I support the president”) destroyed.

Pro wrestling is the Problematic Fave of all Problematic Faves. This week just sealed it even harder.

I came back here because I know Tumblr is a hotbed of Reigns fandom and wanted to look in. I hope you guys are ok.

[treeroot06]

i regret nothing

[phizoto]

Is anybody I’ve befriended here in the 2010s still even here?

[thisblogcausespsychicdamage]

tumblr outlasting 4chan really is the epitome of “luigi wins by doing nothing”. this webbed sight is held together with printed homestuck strips and destiel fics and somehow managed to live past “the internet hate machine”.

RIP 4chan, and here’s one last meme for you:

[spinkertoot]

"Skibidi toilet is a sign that this is the end of creativity as we know it, kids are so stupid nowdays, skibidi toilet is rotting their brains they're so cringe!!!"

You sound like your parents, don't you remember?

Kids have ALWAYS liked stupid ass mindless shit because it's FUN and so completely non serious, as stupid as you think the stuff they like is, they're having FUN and It pisses me off when people start shaming kids for what they like because they're acting like it's so much for serious than it is. That is EXACTLY what every generation does, you are not the exception

[saintsqueensbutchers]

Reminder that when you watch HP/buy books or merch, this is where your money goes

She’s becoming Britain’s Elon Musk but sure, your little wizards are more important than my rights

[phizoto]

My profile pic is from the 2014 Google Doodle, of the number 4. I’ve been too lazy to change ever since. Not gonna stop now.

[phizoto]

All of us who followed each other here in the early 2010s are now fully grown adults. Let’s make it everyone else’s problems.

[what-even-is-thiss]

anon hate

Witty response

[what-even-is-thiss]

Elaboration on your response so I feel justified in bringing this screenshot into the conversation

[hyacinthusheretic]

Statment referring to how this should not be a tag

[captain-johanssons-wooden-ear]

Deep, thoughtful quote

[bigmickswingin]

batshit misinterpretation of the entire exchange

[phizoto]

This Tumblr account is 15 years old this year

Good grief

[trans-ralsei]

so true twitter user bloomfilters

[phizoto]

Seeing Jeje’s tweets just take me back to the Tumblr of 11 years ago

[fipindustries]

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

[sang-the-sun-in-flight]