The Auspicious Pomme

Tumblr's my dear ol' Bunbury. You're all responsible for my fun. Thanks ♥

[cannibalchicken]

[anxietyproblem]

[thememedaddy]

[catchymemes]

[caleod]

1-9-24

[catchymemes]

[i-am-a-fish]

had a nightmare last night where I made a typo on a tumblr post

[foxes54321]

*nightmare

[i-am-a-fish]

wnat the FUCK you activated my fight or flight

[catchymemes]

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[sweetwithheatwriting]

@copperbadge

[copperbadge]

[ID: Top image, a cartoon of an owl sitting at a table in a fancy restaurant; he is holding a menu and speaking to a human waiter. The cartoon is captioned "It seems to be misspelled on the menu, but I will have four of your 'mousse'," which he clearly believes is a misspelling of 'mouse'. The second image is a screencap of a comment by tumblr user kla1991, which reads "Orca at the next table: they serve moose here?!" referring to how moose swim often enough to be prey for orcas.]

Ahahahah, oh lord. The wildlife cafe just keeps getting wilder.

[the-haiku-bot]

Ahahahah, oh

lord. The wildlife cafe just

keeps getting wilder.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dysfunctionalnerd]

he found a poster for a phineas and ferb theme party and just. decided to go. oh my god 😭

[toruandmidori]

[sacred-portal]

[frongfriend]

Yes, this is the true ending 🌱

[kosmogrl]

[qalbtalk-deactivated20231105]

“…use things to have good days.”

[narcissistcookbook]

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

[meltyimp]

jesse pikmin

[fulda-gap-express]

[typewriter-worries]

there’s this photo of a dented car that’s always on my mind; let me try to find it and share

[typewriter-worries]

love; it’s everywhere you look 💕