what even is life

When I was nine I got a boy to date me by convincing him that I can read minds and I think that's an accurate description of what I want my life to look like. Phebe Lynne . Twenty Two . Christian . Feminist

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

I contain multiple dudes or whatever the poet said

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i think that when god made stealing a mortal sin he didn’t know that walmart would ever exist

[jane-vampeyre]

I’m absolutely not a rabbi, but I’ve been thinking a lot about this, actually, and what stealing might mean to gd. and I know this post is probably a joke but like I said. been thinking about it a lot.

So what a lot of people may not know is that the Torah is mostly like. a farming manual. A day-to-day life guide for 6,000 years ago. And so it has instructions for harvesting, of course. But it says specifically that you shouldn’t reap all the way to the edge of your field, and that you should leave that for the poor. It also says that you shouldn’t take the fallen grapes from your vineyard, and to leave that also for the poor. And a lot more little things like that.

So why is it encouraged? Why doesn’t it count as stealing for the poor to take the food you grew?

I think that gd’s definition of stealing would, in this case, punish you if you did take the fallen food from your fields, because you’d be taking it from the mouths and bellies of people who clearly desperately need it. It’s not the poor who are stealing, because they are simply trying to survive. I think gd wants us to remember, in our harvests, in our successes, that we have a duty to give what we can to those who need it, and if we don’t, that’s stealing from our fellow human.

[chipthekeeper]

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

[thegoldengals]

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

[chipthekeeper]

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

[edwardfucks]

Carlisle being 23 is unfathomable but make no mistake: being a 23 year old in a group of 17 year olds you ARE the father figure. I'm baby, but if I found myself suddenly in charge of a bunch of high schoolers my maternal instincts would shoot to the surface like a beach ball from the bottom of a pool

[catchymemes]

[mrbluerememberyou]

DAAaHRLINg,

[herefortherobutts]

I’m on the

HIGGHwAAAAy

route 8

…inbridgeport

[gluten-free-pussy]

Y’all be like “this is why nobody takes feminism seriously anymore”. Literally show me a fucking era where men took women’s liberation movements seriously?

[nat-20s]

Maybe it’s for the best that Donna and Twelve never met because I’m pretty sure their interactions would’ve resulted in a chaotic dumbass energy echo chamber where they’d be like “oh yeah let’s go steal an EXTEMELY cursed object from a well-gaurded museum while inexplicably dressed like cowboys that just so happen to have incredibly loud spurs on their boots” without pausing for even a moment to think of how that might, in fact, be a bad idea and they should at least change shoes first

[nat-20s]

Now you might say, “wait, I think Donna acted like The Doctor’s impulse control, wouldn’t she calm the situation down?” to which I reply “She was Ten’s impulse control in terms of his impulse to be shitty or self destructive, HOWEVER, when Ten fought off a giant lava monster in Pompeii using a water gun and gusto, her response was not ‘oh my god what the hell are we doing’, but ‘I bloody love you!’. This woman THRIVES on chaos.”

[mw-draws]

Donna: what are you doing??

12: setting fire to this toaster to see what happens. My bet is that nardole comes down and yells at me for doing that.

Donna: oh wig, let me in on it

[diversemymedia]

include both men & women of color in your action films and not just men of color and white women 2k19 and 2k20

[parkistan]

ENOUGH

[barbiedyke]

[ilovebeingmexican]

no offense but that ep of jimmy neutron where they start working at a burger place and jimmy’s the janitor and he sees a pack of salt on the floor and says “oh it’s sodium chloride” he should have been fired just for saying that

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

American pride has hit an all-time low, a poll finds

American patriotism is dwindling.

[zvaigzdelasas]

[thephysicsgraduate]

[t51bpowerarmor]

[closet-keys]

[id: tweet by buffalocialism reading “if you have so many prisoners that you have to deny them the right to vote because they would significantly impact election results, the main substantive problem is that you live in a police state”]

[tactical-necromancy]

[kristina100000]

i like gay people don’t beat them up

[kristina100000]

[nintendior-deactivated20260317]

So I got an idea

Let’s take this 

and put it in 

yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

[planetclancer]

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

[alicereids]

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

Basically my thoughts on the “Millennials are Killing X” trend.

[theawesomeadventurer]

I’m going to fucking lose my mind this is peak political cartoon art

[creekfiend]

Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bosses’ backs and be like “yeah don’t pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, don’t buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Lowe’s and ask for a Scratch n’ Dent, they’ll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hour” wow… solidarity

[creekfiend]

I cannot express how much I would rather slip one workperson 40 bucks directly into their pocket for doing me a solid by not making me get ripped off by his bosses, like…….. thanks bro