Batter's Bootie

Hey there ♥ Phobspi ♀ 16 Bisexual Roleplayer Digital artist

[edwxrdelric-blog]

Someone who’s never seen fma before please describe this image 

[ignicule]

{ Just Spi and myself as our muses

[kittyvines]

[the-incredible-me]

The gentilest merp

[princess-peachie]

I love it when kitties do that!! ;o;

[phobsprite]

Cat activation sound

[possiblyawesometmblr]

If you ever trip and fall in public, get up, laugh to yourself, and say to anyone looking: “Sorry, it’s just been so long since I’ve inhabited a body.” 

[neonprotagonist]

“are you a boy or a girl?” im a god

[sakkablue]

I'm nearly crying

because I had this awesome password journal as a kid

but it was a bitch to open because you had to say the password the same way every time

so after a while I gave up on it and never tried to open it again

but today I was cleaning my room and found it

so I decided to open it, thinking that it contained old journal entries or drawings from when I was a kid

but I don’t know the password anymore and it didn’t even have any batteries

so I thought maybe unscrewing the back would open it

ha

haha

nope

so now I have to deal with all these wires and gears and shit and end up unscrewing more things and breaking some stuff too

finally I get in

and it’s fucking empty

but I notice the little compartment thingy and open it

there was a folded up piece of paper inside

and I can’t stop laughing because I worked so hard to get into the thing and past me is just like

“now fuck off”

[iguanamouth]

[fursina-remade-deactivated20151]

Thanks for the advice, terrifying butterfly demon

[4gifs]

[thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg-dea]

THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START.

[fearhasntkilledmeyet]

what a fucking stud

[choucandy]

This kid’s going far

[weloveshortvideos]

[iverbz]

I hate everything about this

[vaighx]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

[z-raid]

Shark: Hey, that’s Phil- HONEY! PHIL’S ON TV!!

[jasmine-flwrs-deactivated201906]

My cat’s first car ride

[gillianandersonsbiceps]

gillovnyconfirmed

[gillianandersonssideboob-deacti]

:D

[egberts]

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

[burrito-boii]

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

[egberts]

[h6jww5y-deactivated20181202]

Hey!

I’m redoing my family page so if you’d like to be added:

LIKE THIS POST AND TELL ME A CHARACTER YOU’D LIKE YOUR PHOTO TO BE

MUTUALS ONLY

[h6jww5y-deactivated20181202]

I’m still adding people!

[phobsprite]

Edward Elric O v O

[pdlcomics]

Time

[catsbeaversandducks]

[catsncats]

touch all the things

[spongebobfreezeframes]

“This is the weekend that SpongeBob and Patrick go camping. Wouldn’t it be great if they got lost in the woods and never came back?”

[batter-is-ooc]

BATTER IS SHPEE

I am not a shpee.

[phobsprite]

The shpee is meee