Phoenix Red

Why not learn to enjoy the little things - there are so many of them.

[disney-garden]

So I had no voice at work today, and since I work at the Disney Store

[siobhanmerc]

I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store, asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever been in. Everyone else got a kick out of my reference  too.

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[theelterfiles]

Happy Frieza Day Everyone!

Be glad he has spared us unlike the planet Vegeta

[the-milk-eyed-mender]

thank you frieza

[shutyourface09]

When your parents wake you up in the morning...

[totally-relatable]

Expectation:

Reality:

Follow Totally-Relatable for the funniest and most relatable posts.

[ninabananaa-blog]

Reblog this and go on your page

[phoenix-red-blog]

staystrongandflywithme:

Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS

like my 30th time rebloggin , ilove this :D lol 

oh my gawddd <3

lol

[phoenix-red-blog]

You know, I'm not a picky person. I can be very happy with a new pair of pants, a new set of shirts, a puzzle, a book, a wig, new socks, hell, I'll even see the humour in getting a gigantor dildo under the Christmas tree and I'd probably find a decorative use for a lump of coal. But, please, bitch. PLEASE. Do not force living animals on me as presents without discussing with me thoroughly if I want to take care of it for the rest of it's life, including taking it to the vet, giving it attention when I don't want to, feeding it, paying for it, scooping clean it's litter box and what else is included with cats. Especially not when I'm not in the slightest bit involved in picking out the cats but you just think 'daww this one looks pretty' and pay no mind that animals have personalities of their own and don't match with certain people. Guess who just got two fucking cats for Christmas and isn't happy with it. A gift that you can't just put away and dramatically changes my lifestyle is one I'd rather enjoy either discussed at length or not given at all. All I'm thinking of right now are all the neglected cats and dogs at the shelter I work at. Which, by the way, is infested with the cat flu, which means these cats have a high chance of getting it, which means vet bills run way up high. Call me ungrateful all you want, but me crooning 'daww so cute' over a cat does not mean I'm thinking 'I want to scoop your poop every morning' and people with an inkling of brainpower should understand that...

[seafucker]

Gamzee would you

Please just

Stop staring at everyone like they’re disembodied cocks on a silver platter

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[latrian]

KELLI YOU’RE BACK ON MY DASH. AGAIN.

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oh hi me again how are you

[bleeding-red-butthole-ala-k-blog]

reblog for obvious epicness

[ladyloki-69]

Fixed It.

[zachariessword]

oh my god

[cancerously]

HAHA I’m back on my own dash. NYCC man, NYCC.

I will never be more proud than I am to be a part of the let me tell you about homestuck train, I swear to god

[deadlinquent]

Haha

that

first photo

will haunt me forever

:’)

[nematocyst-blog]

someone i don’t know posting pictures of me, screams

[princeaspartame-blog]

LMAO WHAT

ALEA LOOK YOU’RE IN HERE

[rampant-noodle]

I’m one of the Karkat’s in the Karkat Nepeta shoot at the top! XDDD

[i-am-canada-blog]

I wonder what people without fandoms do with their lives. Via someecards

[chiisaicitrouille]

I’ve actually seriously contemplated this.

Like, what do they do? With their free time? When they’re stuck sitting somewhere with nothing to do and no fanfiction to mentally write, what do they think about? What do they think about when they’re laying in bed trying to fall asleep? What do they do when they’re sad? What do they do on the internet?

HOW DO THEY LIVE?

[not-a-comedian]

IT’S A MYSTERY

[evelyncarnahans]

I think they…socialise.

[snubbll-blog]

Socialise

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

S-socialise?? What’s socialising precious? What’s socialising?!!?

[phoenix-red-blog]

The only socialisation that takes place is about fandoms, this must be wrong!

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why do a lot of people hate the furry fandom

most furries are really nice, supportive of people’s choices and have a better state of mind than most people out there

[phoenix-red-blog]

Because a loud minority of furries enjoy shoving their fandom down people's throats and get offended when you don't 100% accept it and participate in it. Though, I've spent a lot of time around furries and I do share their love for anthropomorphic dragons if only because hnnghmuscularframes in so much artwork.

[hellasweaters]

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Anyone remember this episode?

[if-you-judge-a-fish]

OMG YES

Omfg XD “I guess Grandpa Squarepants was right . Don’t run for a bus . *Grandpa voice* Especially one that’s going up a 90 degree angle .”

[cashewcassius]

Shit man.

[calibornsenpai]

yes.

[phoenix-red-blog]

Well

Once upon a time, there was a little girl inside of a well. This girl had been there for years; she didn't even remember how she got there. The well was built out of blocks. Each one of them had words that were scary to the girl. They contained words that reminded her of the time before she was inside of the well. They contained words that others had spoken to her, words that had hurt her. The little girl was trapped. She couldn't climb out. The walls were just too high. One day, the little girl was tired of the words. Using a scrap of rock, she'd cut her skin until blood would flow freely, she'd paint the red over the words and try to make them disappear. She would cover them with smiling faces, birds and sunshine, ducks and kittens. But no matter how much the little girl tried to make it worthwhile, she was still very aware she was inside of the well. A few people had looked down inside of it, but they vanished forever. By the time one person returned with a ladder, the girl was too weak. Her paintings were brilliant and red, her eyes cold, her cheeks wet. The girl had given up. She's not strong enough to fight any more. She figures, once she's gone, the words will no longer have meaning, the well will have no purpose. The well was just inside her head, after all.

[markbrendanawicz]

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[aryastarks]

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[phoenix-red-blog]

With holiday chaos already underway, we are sending out our Seasons Greetings early this year. Again we would like to thank you for your continual support of Roy Mustang and his campaign - we cannot stress how much we appreciate having comrades like yourself! From all of us, we wish you the happiest of holidays, and look forward to a new year of campaigning and camaraderie! Happy Holidays!

ROY MUSTANG FOR FUHRER THIS YEAR.

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