*insertwittytitlehere*

Canada

[knightofleo]

[silver-tongues-blog]

okay now i can kind of understand why people were freaking out about that train motion picture in like the late 1800s

[prettypinkpansy]

rare vent art from a few months ago

[queer-and-longing]

I feel this!!! Also love how you muted the color along the way, I think it makes it that much more impactful!

[saint-yaint]

This is the thing!

[cal-is-a-cuddlefish]

[transmascfrankiero]

you are NEVER too old to nestle under a blankie and get so cozy and warm. remember this

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[jaubaius]

[nabi3000]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

[hogmilked]

[babyanimalgifs]

Yup, right about here seems perfect 

(via)

[everythingfox]

Cat sees long time human friend after a long time

(via)

[secondbeatsongs]

cut open a package of bacon while making food tonight, and then paused to take a pic because I realized the way I open bacon is probably not normal

is it just me? does anyone else do this?

[secondbeatsongs]

update:

(ID in alt text)

I think we've all done something very important here. thank you for your input!

[unsolids-your-snake]

Do you have ADHD

[secondbeatsongs]

do you think I would have learned excel for this if I didn't have ADHD?

[secondbeatsongs]

if you need something to do with your halved bacon, I recommend this recipe

I'm making it right now, and it's perfect for half-slices!

[ctommy]

you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Discussion Questions

This post is in lowercase and is missing an apostrophe. Would it be as funny if it used proper capitalization and punctuation? Why or why not?

In order for this post's joke to land, it makes an allusion to a popular video game. What video game does it reference?

Using your answer from Question 2 and the relationship between the nametag and boyfriend, what is the boyfriend implied to be?

[that-catholic-shinobi]

@experimentaldata

Tags that made me choke on my energy drink

[afloweroutofstone]

They’re streaming Coachella on WeChat in China and I’m losing my mind at this poor censor who was trying to move this black box around to censor the dancers’ asses while Megan Thee Stallion was performing “WAP.” Someone please find the clip and post it on here, I can’t explain how funny it was to watch this black box frantically bounce around from ass to ass while being controlled by a man desperately trying not to lose his job

[shino-suzuki]

he's trying his best

[loveitorreblogit]

[depsidase]

[weepingwidar]

Peter Ferguson (Canadian, 1968) - Pastoral (n.d.)

[sawtheyellowsign]

[pascalcampion]

Late night thoughts ( Part 2 to that last late night thoughts) #kittycatandmanlyman

[nightmareonspookystreet-deactiv]

rb this to give the person you rb it from a hug

[smoothoperatorleclerc]

rb to have a very gay 2022

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

[ajab-leher]

i'm thinking about how cats hold their babies and how so many mammals also hold their babies and also about how physical touch is a love language

[ajab-leher]

but mostly i'm thinking of this:

[ajab-leher]

in case nobody had guessed, i'm touchstarved.

[ajab-leher]

also this!

[ajab-leher]

i had this image in my head but i found it again <3

[ajab-leher]

a hug is the universal expression of love!!!

[caffeinatedanxiouscucumber]

This too: