i like memes, miku, and minecraft

| genderfox/nonbinary | queer/cryptosexual (mostly nblw but sexuality is confusing for me) | adult | they/them and (some) neopronouns | en.pronouns.page/@phoenixf0x | Call me Phoenix | feel free to let me know if you don't want me to interact | I'm part of a system and support endos. So if you're anti endo you might not wanna interact. | I'm ok with most people interacting as long as you don't start shit with me. (lgbtphobes and terfs get blocked though) | I try to tag generally upsetting content. (ex: #blood tw, #homophobia tw, etc.) You can let me know if you'd like something tagged. | foxkin, frogkin, mortica smith kin, tsuyu asui kin, spinel kin, and zim kin | peridot, gir, and hatsune miku are my comfort characters |

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: FAMILY JOKE, BABY WOULD SAY OH WELL WRONG AND IT WAS SOOOO FUNNY DMV: BUTANE HASH OIL Verdict: DENIED

[rummageraccoon]

Literally therians

[interstellarsystem]

Therian who doesn't live in their theriotype's native environment and always gets into everyone elses business, call that an invasive species.

[mariowiki]

Family Guy Kin

✦If you’re also Lois Griffin don’t follow

✦Stewies DON’T interact

✦Looking for my Peter ♡

[omfsean-archive-blog]

no

[mariowiki]

[byachi]

Howdy! I know this is a joke post here, but i’d like to use this moment to promote my family guy crossover art and PeteLois appreciation twitter! If any fg fans out of there wish to check it out or give me a follow feel free to do so! :3 i always follow back

[byachi]

about to be in prison for 20+ years so i might as well bump this one more time 

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[mariowiki]

What the fuck happened here on this day

[joey-wheeler-official]

god what a fucking classic post

[atlasinthewest]

excuse me? what the fuck.

[shabbytigers]

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

[doctoreveel]

The Best Pride Shirts I've Ever Seen; {Credit}

[esoteric-aesthetic-lyrics]

I Will Not Break - Disturbed

[aboutoriginality]

[i-am-a-fish]

I've been sending beams and rays at random passerbys for years now

[avatarofthewriting]

w-what kind of beams

[i-am-a-fish]

yknow like lasers

[corrodedparadox]

You can draw whatever you want forever

Prints

[vintage-tigre]

[sport-news-daily]

12 minutes into watching a game of baseball: the united states of america must be destroyed

[satan-offical]

I find it funny when

Oh my god FUCK OFF

[wanderinghalo27]

Shout out to one of the funniest sports graphics I've ever seen

[daily-mc-block]

Accept

[astraldemise]

ive been trying to get a picture of this van for years

[bird-doodles-daily]

91

[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE 🧠 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/06/07/time-bomb

Aging is inevitable. Alzheimer's Disease doesn't have to be. Join us for a Charity Livestream on June 17, 5pm est. featuring Sarah Scribble's, Jim Benton, and me. RSVP HERE 👉 events.alz.org/fundraisers/sarahandersen/cartoonists-for-a-cause