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[butchniqabi]

men are so annoying, "women belong at home in the kitchen blah blah" and YOU belong in the workshop making me a fuckin table! why arent you forging steel or working metal? go out to the fields jebediah! the wheat needs to be reaped!

[iwontbequiet]

men sitting on their asses and telling women to assume their traditional roles is laughable. lol go back to work at the coal mine and build me a house

[profetens-apenbaring]

ill make you a sandwich after you go to war and die

[phoenixperegrinebitch]

Take after the Spartan women-“Come back with your shield, or on it.” In other words-you don’t win shit, don’t bother coming home for dinner!

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[spongebobsquarepants]

[letitbefiction]

You know. Just one of those posts

[sketchys-ipad]

ITS REAL! CANT NOT REBLOG! ME LIFE IS COMPLETE!

[the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone]

I am suspicious.

Well I must test this out.

Nothing is happening, wait

AGENT P!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

ITS BACK!! ITS ON MT DASH AGAIN!!!

[twwren]

I need to do this lmao

[queergirlyouknow-deactivated202]

This is amazing. 🤩😍🥰

[phoenixperegrinebitch]

Got a headache and a death wish anyone got any favorite books/fanfics they wanna recommend for a depressed bitch?

[phoenixperegrinebitch]

Wanna get the fuck outta the US but I don't have any money so I'm just walking around like...

[phoenixperegrinebitch]

[phoenixperegrinebitch]

My mom: "Go ask that young man if you can take a picture of his tie. Your brother would love the llama!"

Me: "I'm not walking up to a random guy and asking to take a picture of his tie."

My mom: "Please? It's ok, he's cute, I'm sure he's nice too."

Me: "Mom! I'm socially awkward, I'm not going ask a weird question like that! The fact that he's cute doesn't help!"

My mom: Mom Look*

[phoenixperegrinebitch]

[phoenixperegrinebitch]

[phoenixperegrinebitch]