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[phoenixthegreat101]

Masterlist ♡

Heyyaaa! My name is Phoenix, but you can call me Phee. My pronouns are They/Them, and welcome to my blog! I occasionally post fan fiction, most of this is just me reblogging stuff.

Fandoms I like/am in:

Team Fortress 2

Star Wars

Pirates of the Caribbean

The Gaslight District

Space Jam

My Ao3

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Phoenixfirez

Banger Playlist I made

DNI: Kink blogs, pro ship, MAPs, TERFs, radfems, transphobes, queerphobes, ableists, sexists, racists, pro-Israel, and anyone who thinks aro and/or ace people aren't valid

[shelbbot]

i dont want to change

[karrakazz]

[wordcubed]

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[grippysockgang-deactivated20230]

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

[dogpuppy]

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[unyieldingsilence]

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[dogpuppy]

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[dogpuppy]

[sixty-silver-wishes]

happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

[wagitfag]

[crabussy]

trans women and trans men and nonbinary people and everyone else being friends and holding each other close and falling in love and thinking of each other. I'm making this my future. let's all be okay together

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[darkshrimpemotions]

I would rather read a million words of the worst, most out of character, poorly spelled, Mary Sue OC'd fanfic ever written by a human being than a single sentence of AI slop fanfic. Write your stories yourself. Write them badly. Write them earnestly. They are beloved and charming and necessary.

[palmer]

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

[lemonitenite]

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present