KILLJOYS (derogatory)

[morguesmakesit]

Fuckin ready! 🏍️💥

[phoenixwilf]

on a wednesday

[galdricage]

late dawns and early sunsets....

i love making art specifically to make people sad

[witchfucker]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “zone 3” youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever I don’t feel anything

me five minutes later: dude i swear i just saw The Phoenix Witch out in the desert

my buddy grasskid jim pacing: tommy chow mein is lying to us

[rednines]

stole the catalytic converter off the body of god

[killadelphia]

[sleevesareforlosers]

[Image ID. A collection of “Gay Ford” memes, badly edited to be about the Danger Days Trans Am. Each has text at the top and bottom. 1. A painting of two large Dimetrodon-like animals, with large sail-like fins on their backs, surrounding the Trans Am. Text reads, “You drive a Trans Am / You gay bitch?” 2. A picture of the Trans Am above clipart of a rainbow. Text reads, “One of these represents gay pride / the other is a rainbow.” 3. A picture of two white men lying on the ground underneath a car. One if on his stomach, the other is on his side next to him with his hand resting on the first’s ass. Text reads, “Meanwhile… / In the Trans Am service department.” 4. A picture of two white men in the driver’s seat, one sitting on the other’s lap with the seatbelt done up over both of them. Text reads, “Trans Am owners be like / Sure bro, you can drive my car.” 5. A picture of two shirtless white men kissing, next to a picture of the Trans Am. Text reads, “Which is more gay?” Below the men kissing is “Being gay,” and below the car is “Owning a Trans Am.” 6. A picture of the Trans Am. Text reads, “Not gay as in happy / But gay as in Trans Am owner.” 7. A picture of a bunch of Trans Ams, edited so that it appears they are all parked in a line. Text reads, “Gay pride / parade.” End ID.] we can call these in-universe memes, right?

[killjoynest]

me, hitting on the re-education receptionist: sooo come here often? haha

her: You seem to.

me, thinking this was my first visit:

[phoenixwilf]

mutuals to set up a pirate radio station in the post apocalyptic nuclear wasteland with

[witchfucker]

deactivating when i get with the witch

[witchfucker]

any minute now

[witchfucker]

hey girl i i saw the witchfucker sweep and it made me realise i didn't sweep you off of your feet enough.... you may not be a mailbox but I'd line up every week to see you. Message me if you get this xoxo

[rubysapphrald]

attention all better living industries personnel be sure to remain on high alert a 5'7 androgynous twink in the tightest pants you’ve ever seen has been spotted in the gender neutral bathroom

[newsagogos]

zones fact! No one eats dog food in the zones, the fabulous killjoys are just nasty

[wkil109fm]

one thing you have to understand about killjoys is they would make the most apeshit crazy jazz you’ve ever heard

[wkil109fm]

you know what’s a rare commodity in the zones? electricity. things that use electricity.

don’t gotta plug in a trumpet or a double bass. bluegrass is probably off the charts in the desert too. in fact, i’d say those two and folk punk are probably the three most commonly made genres in the zones because you don’t need power or any equipment besides your horn. rock of varying flavors is the most listened to, but not the most made.

and rock concerts definitely still happen. they’re just a rare thing that function more like festivals because if you’re gonna be generating enough juice for that sorta thing and are hauling rare, valuable equipment, you gotta make it count.

[castledock]

The Director: in case you were wondering, me and MY megacorporation surveillance state can see you sitting half naked smoking from that bong through the diner window across the desert.

Kobra: do I look cool

[witchfucker]

[Image Description: a panel of the phoenix witch saying something. It's edited to say, "sparkle on! It's wednesday! Don't forget to be yourself." The font is hot pink. End Description]

[tothelastparade]

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