Phoenvix

I'm a strange one, me.

[jigglypuffsvevo]

“Don’t catch me or my son ever again.”

[thenakedbusinessman]

Freddy Kruger Hipster

[liondoll]

Monster High Frankie Stein OOAK and outfit

My works for sale: https://www.etsy.com/shop/LIONdolls

Instagram for more “wips”: https://instagram.com/pixielify/

[cellyzombieeatsworld]

She’s gorgeous! That colour combination is amazing - reminds me of MLP Blueberry Baskets!

[phoenvix]

100 Day Goal

So, I’ve started the 100 Day Goal in order to get @cellyzombieeatsworld​ up and running properly. It’s one of those things that I want to do badly but never get the motivation / time to look at. Here’s the website: http://www.thebusinessbakery.com.au/100-day-goal/

It’s early days yet (as in, day TWO) but I’m doing okay so far. One of my microactions today was to make this post as the blogs are linked and people might like to know who’s behind the doll. XD

I’ve also been looking at getting her a custom body made. I’m thinking I might have to contact one of the 3d printing companies/ doll makers. I want it to keep the same dimensions as her current EQG body but to have additional articulation and swappable lower legs so she can have a variety of shoe styles to chose from (I’m thinking current EQG footed, EQG pegleg, Barbie, MH/EAH - that alone should give her HUNDREDS of options) Also need to learn to sew and yes, I know I’ve been saying this for about 2 years now but with Hasbroken discontinuing the main EQG doll line in favour of the Minis (Which I can NEVER forgive the minis for and will only ever get any Celestia ones as I’m a bit of a Celestia completionist) the need for good quality clothes for my little zombling is a must. She can fit in MH clothes but I’d like to be able to adapt Barbie clothes and the like for her (lot of cutting XD) I got this super cute coat off eBay for like, a quid but it’s barbie sze and kinda wonky (oh well, can’t complain for a quid!) so I’d like to be able to re-do that for her. She would look ADORABLE! (I mean the kid looks fucking adorable in just about ANYTHING anyway but you know what I mean)

In other news, I’m having central heating installed. Well it’s halfway installed and they’re coming back tomorrow to finish off. When Dad died, I was stuck in the back kitchen/diner and it’s a huge room and I only had one pissant electric plug in heater to keep me warm and yeah, I’m in £390 debt with the electric company right now. Then it’s the office being done which I so BADLY need - I’m currently typing on my laptop on one of those fold out laptop trays on the footstool. It’s no good for me, I NEED a desk, I NEED workspace and I just don’t have that right now and it’s driving me batty!

It was my birthday last Thursday and me and my friend went to see Bat Out of Hell The Musical. It was one of those things I wanted to take Dad to but never got the chance so I wore his old leather jacket to the show. IT WAS AMAZING. when it rolls round your way and you’re a fan of Meat Loaf, DO check it out. I was singing along all the way through. So much fun!

[thatwest0nkid-deactivated202106]

My super advanced mapmaking technique - a handful of dice makes the map nice

[somethingdnd]

interesting method

[takeo14]

My question is do the die affect topography any or just set the borders?

[somethingdnd]

I imagine it’s up to the person making the map. But maybe the more dice in a single spot, the more mountainous or forested the area. Maybe choose a few dice to be deemed cities, and some dice for ruins.

[onion-ice]

Maybe let the dice choose, like a nat 20 would be the world capital, and 10’s would be mountains or something like that.

[somethingdnd]

1-5: Plains and fields

6-8: Forests

9-11: Mountains

12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands

15-17: Farms and towns

18-19: Larger cities

20: Capitals and castles

[captain-forsyth]

what would happing if all the dice landed on a 20?

[somethingdnd]

then you have a very busy continent

[muck-raker-deactivated20181222]

not all of those are d20s though, so you’d have to come up with another method for the other ones

[somethingdnd]

Adjusted for all dice you might have

D20

1-5: Plains and fields

6-8: Forests

9-11: Mountains

12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands

15-17: Farms and towns

18-19: Larger cities

20: Capitals and castles

D12

1-3: Plains and fields

4-6: Forests

7-8: Mountains

9-10: Tundras and snow covered lands

11: Farms and towns

12: Larger cities

D10

1-3: Plains and fields

4-6: Forests

7-8: Mountains

9: Tundras and snow covered lands

10: Farms and towns

D8

1-4: Plains and fields

5-6: Forests

7: Mountains

8: Tundras and snow covered lands

D6

1-3: Plains and fields

4: Forests

5-6: Mountains

D4

1-2: Plains and fields

3: Forests

4: Mountains

[words-are-chaos]

Holy shit. Definitely using this.

[jonkakes]

I swore at how simple this motherfucking thing is. You’re all bastards and i love you.

[nonuberis]

This only makes me jealous that I don’t have so many dice. :(

[thehornedwitch-deactivated20211]

Don’t be a bookworm.

Be a bookwyrm.

Hoard books. Eat your enemies. Kill all dissenters. Terrorize the english countryside.

[greelin]

let me just make one thing clear

i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever

[mesheelynn]

Let’s be honest. I have a facebook so that I can play Bejeweled Blitz. 

[lazysmirk]

Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.

[dragonofdarknesschaos]

With those “when you want to design a character but you don’t know color theory” posts flying around I thought this would be relevant again.

[secretsivekept]

SLAMs THE REBLOG BUTTON

[phantomqueen]

my storytelling final! or, that week i almost went blind cross-hatching!

it’s a couple weeks old at this point, but i’m still proud of it (all that cross-hatching…) even though looking back at it now i can see a ton of flaws or things i just could’ve done better. maybe i’ll redo it one day.

the page colors are kind of wonky because they’re photographs; i didn’t have a scanner big enough for the pages.

hell yeah monster/human friendships

[grandestrology-deactivated20150]

I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened

[minxy-meow]

How mini’s are made

[tothesummerday]

bathtub cat strikes back

let me tell you about my cat.

She’s quite pretty and cute (that’s why she’s called Bajadera like the Croatian sweet cookie) and also quite old (about 11-13 cos she’s a rescue cat and we are not sure how really old she is. She might be 20 :P).

So she loved spending time in our bathtub. That was her absolutely fav place even if bathtub was old and ugly and I hated it. This July we had a major bathroom renovation and the bathtub had to go. Now we have a very nice, shiny shower.

Bajadera doesn’t like the shower (even if it’s so cool!).

But… she likes the new sink. My absolutely perfect, pretty, square sink I chose myself.

She probably thinks we put it in the bathroom especially for her…

You can just imagine how my absolutely perfect, pretty sink looks like after she eventually leaves it. Full of hair, bits of cat litter etc.

We tried everything:

Putting water in it? Bajadera was so happy, she loves water and getting wet (and then everything else at home was wet)

Putting some towels? She thought we gave her a new blanket.

I was getting desperate, because my absolutely perfect, pretty sink wasn’t THAT perfect anymore (also now washing hands is quite an adventure, because when you remove the cat from the sink, the cat is back there before you turn around and assists you with your washing).

So my mum said we should put something bigger in the sink. Maybe a ball?

We did it.

Then there was a 15 minutes drama

Bajadera was walking around and complaining VERY LOUDLY what she thinks of us.

But then… then she decided she cannot be the selfish cat. And maybe the ball also loves the sink?

And Bajadera decided to share

ANY OTHER IDEA HOW CAN I GET MY SINK BACK AND DON’T HAVE TO WASH MY HANDS IN THE SHOWER????!!!!

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

THE TALE OF THE CAT AND HER NEW BEST FRIEND, MISTER SOCCER BALL.

[seananmcguire]

Wash your hands in the shower.

[yodawgiheardyoulikeponies]

Barnacle came back from a long voyage sailing the many seas, and brought Majesty back a lovely treasure chest, squawking, “I bring ye back some rare treasures yer Majesty”!!! But when Majesty opened the chest, he discovered not only jewels, but also a magical lamp! Majesty noticed there was quite a bit of dirt and grime on the lamp, so he rubbed it with his hooves to shine it up and POOF!!! In a magical display of color and a blinding flash of light, all of a sudden a magical and sparkly unicorn appeared before him. “My name is Genie, and I am the Wishes-Do-Come-True pony! Thank you for freeing me from that lamp…an evil sorcerer trapped me in there for so many years and I thought I would never get out! Now I can grant all of your wishes!”

“Wishes-Do-Come-True pony now are you? Well, we are so honored to welcome you back Genie!”. With a wave of Majesty’s horn, an elegant Homecoming Ball celebrating Genie’s return to Ponyland was created! Genie was introduced to the rest of her Sparkle Pony family and met many more royal and magical ponies at the ball, but no one was as magical and special as Genie! Majesty proclaimed a toast in Genie’s honor as she turned to him and asked, “But Majesty, you didn’t ask me which wish you wanted me to grant!!”

Majesty answered Genie with a smile and a twinkle in his eye, “Genie, you ARE my wish come true! I want nothing more!”~~

[phoenvix]

I ship it. And can’t wait to welcome my very own Genie to the Peculiar Toybox! 

[somecunttookmyurl]

Hi there. If you’re just waking up

Brexit won

The £ plummeted to a 30-year low

Japan has stopped trading

Scotland is pushing for independence

Ireland is considering re-unification

The Dutch Freedom Party are calling for their own EU referendum

[somecunttookmyurl]

Well, this took off whilst I went to sleep for a couple of hours. An update:

David Cameron has resigned, a fact I’d never thought I’d be sad about

Donald Trump just landed in Scotland, because we haven’t suffered enough

Nicola Sturgeon says EU folk are “still welcome in Scotland” and “their contribution is valued”

She’s thrown down the gauntlet re: staying in and is petitioning the EU for membership. The result is “democratically unacceptable”

“I intend to take all possible steps to give effect to how Scotland voted. In other words, to secure our place in the EU”

Statement officially made that second independence referendum “highly likely”

The financial markets are a shitshow

Vote Leave have ALREADY backtracked on their two defining campaign promises (more money for the NHS, less immigration)

[somecunttookmyurl]

A motion of No Confidence has been leveled at Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn, who honestly lasted longer than I thought he would

The UK have lost £350 billion so far

[somecunttookmyurl]

Spain could re-take Gibraltar if they wanted to make a move

Morgan Stanley have started the process to move 2,000 investment banking staff from London to Dublin/Frankfurt

EU leaders are calling on the UK to get out ASAP

The New York stock exchange is down 500 points

From the amount wiped off shares, so far, divided by 32m voters… the cost is already at £6,000 per voter

Donald Trump has come out in support of the decision to leave, which is how you know we messed up real bad

Everything is fucked

I’m so sorry

[twinkfl0yd]

imagine the movie grease but with lesbians

[magicspacedragon]

imagine every movie but with lesbians 

[twinkfl0yd]

i like the way you think. you’re hired.

[phoenvix]

So, after work I had to go to my Dad’s doctors to drop something off for him. It had been raining and I swear to goddess, every fucking diesel car in Blackpool has been on the roads as there were rainbow patches everywhere. 

Anyway I’m scootin’ along and this absolute moron, this pisstain of humanity, this fucking deep fried cocksucker walks right in front of the car in front of me. They lay on the brakes and the horn and I lay on my brakes (thank you goddess for dual disc brakes!) but obviously, the road is wet, there’s rainbow patches everywhere and Solli musta caught one so the back end stays waving around like my Shayera’s tail when she spots another cat. Goddess only knows how I kept her upright but I fucking did it. Bit of squeaky bum time there though!