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I got nightmare eyes 👀 | Darby/22 |

[hotvampireadjacent]

[memecucker]

[sleepyminty]

The duo dont know that in another universe, they have the entire internet and the market on the chokehold

[danelloevee]

This has been very entertaining to read about

[cannibalchicken]

your friends love you, your brain is just mean

[satyriconmp3]

my blood looks more beautiful than yours it's a more luscious red

[spaghettinatural]

edward cullens not gon a fuck you babe

[satyriconmp3]

you've picked the right target you're just a decade late this would've ruined me at sixteen

[lycanthology]

why do some companies send whole emails just to say someone opened your resume. what use is this information to me. i opened a jug of orange juice this morning and i didnt feel the need to alert tropicana

[lycanthology]

sorry for accidentally phrasing this exactly like a seinfeld bit

[kosmogrl]

[memewhore]

[valtsv]

i appreciate the clarification because at first i thought this was the funniest anon hate i'd ever gotten

[txttletale]

we should start doing ancient aliens conspiracies but for buildings that arent even that old or impressive

[markv5]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

When I was a kid I didn't realize Canadian currency had different value, I just thought books cost more in Canada because the publishers hated Canadians

[catchymemes]

[valtsv]

a ghost flies into me to possess me and flies out a minute later wheezing and coughing and visibly horrified

[the-arcade-doctor]

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

[necrowyrm]

"Motherfucker! Cease to be!" - Me yesterday reaching peak wizardspeak while gaming.