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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@photogasm92
#Merry crisis
This sucks. Last year the holidays were so much fun.
The O.C | 2x06 “The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn't”
what a wholesome surprise at the bottom of the sugar cookie container
The dangers of being photographed by a photographer who doesn't like your fascist bullshit.
There is a crazy story by Vanity Fair about Trump staffers.
And some of the photography was... interesting.
Including these wild facial close ups.
There is ZERO retouching done on these. Which is very unusual for photos taken this close up. The expressions chosen are very odd. The lighting is a ring flash very far away (probably to create a catchlight in the eyes) and then another diffused light source from the side. The ring flash was placed below their eye line, so you get a tiny bit of that creepy uplighting like in a Frankenstein movie. And neither light source was placed very close so the harder light really shows every pore and wrinkle and lip filler injection site. (See: why hard light is bad for porn.)
Basically, he used the opposite of every technique one would employ to create a flattering photo.
But the reason I think this photographer twisted the knife to make these photos look worse was his use of white balance on Karoline Leavitt and Susie Wiles.
If you want to make someone look sickly and demonic, you make their skin tone less warm and add green. When I corrected the white balance on the photos, I discovered the photographer reduced warmth by about 15% and increased green by about 45%.
This is not a camera setting oopsie.
This is not artistic color grading.
This is a photographer thinking, "I'm gonna make these bitches green."
And when you see the photos adjusted to a neutral white balance, this act of photographic sabotage becomes clear.
The only other explanation would be that this photographer is incompetent. But when you look at his other portraits of them, they are quite well done and properly color graded.
So... yeah, he made them bitches green.
The photographer, Christopher Anderson, has spoken about these photos since they were released.
His book was called "Stump" and he extensively used this close up style of photo with no retouching and unflattering light.
His photo of Hillary was... intense.
Everyone is talking about the extreme, crunchy detail but no one is talking about the green. I have searched a great deal of his portfolio and I could not find a single example of him making people green.
I think his book gave him the precedent to say, "This is just my thing!" But I do think there is subtext where he is like, "I made these fascist bitches green."
His quote about Steven Miller was very telling.
And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…
santa’s creed
this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute
I’m queuing this on December 26th I’m ready for this
You better watch out
You better watch out
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You better watch out
this is the money cat, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
I lose followers every time I say “trans women are women”
so I’m gonna keep saying it until I weed out all ya
immediately lost two followers
I’d rather see my follower count drop than have anyone following who can’t handle the notion that TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN.
omfg I lost a fucking follower
I am a trans woman and if you can’t respect the fact that I’m a woman, the unfollow button is right there
Trans women are women
Reblog Money Pidgey within 30 seconds and you will be blessed with all the rare Pokémon for the next seven days.
update: I opened Go after reblogging this and there was a fucking cp362 Venomoth in my front yard. thank you money pidgey.
I ONLY LIKED THIS AND I OPENED GO AFTER CLOSING TUMBLR AND I CAUGHT A CP350 EEVEE IN MY YARD NOW IM BACK TO REBLOG MONEY PIDGEY
Sure why not? Let’s do this
Holy shit I caught a CP588 Golem
MOTHER OF GOD
ARE YOU FUCKIN
OH GOD ITS BACK
DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.
YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL
BUT THEN
THEN
THE LYRICS START
seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably
Idk why I laughed so hard at this
“White *Privilege is not having to create hashtags like #IfTheyGunnedMeDown
racism kills”
this is the funniest story ever told
Reblog if you support polyamourus and polysexual relationships/situations
I need to convince one of my friends they exist