The Prophet Lilith

I'm Lilith. I wear many hats. And by "hats" I mean "tiaras with horns." She/her/hers. White queer femme fat disabled trans woman. Definitely not one of those nouveau pomo boho-a-go-go mofos.

[audscratprophetlilith]

I sure seem to be popular

I sure get a lot of follows for somebody who barely posts anymore. And such interesting usernames! (Seriously, where are all these bots coming from?)

[catchymemes]

[yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, August 18, 1908

[inthegrandscheme-deactivated202]

Found this incredible review for a maid outfit on Amazon yesterday

[theonlygayinoulu]

#they finally invented maid outfits for women

[rylandgraces]

The Banshees of Inisherin 2022, dir. Martin McDonagh

[audscratprophetlilith]

So, how do you do YOUR latkes?

[buttart]

Happy first night of Hanukkah!

[userjoel]

BARBIE (2023) teaser trailer / 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY (1968)

[signerjarts]

“Jolene" 

 Your beauty is beyond compare

I shudder from your Eldritch stare 

With scaly skin and fins of emerald green

[alexiswalkingonsunshine]

Why would you leave this gem in the tags

[jaidefinichon]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

theyre happy to see each other

[efortmanteau]

when you find a friend in a video game with no chat function

[trusty-tnoyc]

@z-t00n

[z-t00n-deactivated20240811]

I just had to draw them

[screenshotsofdespair]

[wearepaladin]

[sch-uwu-lchen]

[audscratprophetlilith]

The Best And Worst of XMAS HELL, Volume 1

The tradition continues--unfortunately.

Over the years that I've been curating rare and unconventional holiday music, I found myself sorting some songs into a "Best Of" folder, and some of them into a "Worst Of" folder. This set is mix of both. Mostly "Best Of," but these things are subjective.

Pop, hip-hop, goth, punk, metal, noise, and [unmentionable] are yours for your Christmastime listening "pleasure."

Features music by DEVO, The Weather Girls, Cyndi Lauper, The Killers, Lil Jon, Yello, Butthole Surfers, Tenacious D, Ronnie James Dio, Merzbow, and many more!

WARNING: Not Safe For Work.* May contain sex, theft, greed, depression, alcohol, drugs, death, violence, mayhem, cannibalism, blasphemy, destruction, cosmic horror, existential terror, and naughtiness in general.

DISCLAIMER: The lyrical content of this mix does not necessarily reflect my personal views. Especially that one song.

NOTICE TO LITTLE DRUMMER BOY CHALLENGE PARTICIPANTS: Do not listen to the final track before Christmas Eve.

*If this is safe for your workplace, I'm not sure I want to know your occupation, despite my morbid curiosity.

[giraffodill-deactivated20180513]

[stealthboy]

couldn’t resist adding the rest

[rrrick]

[immortal-maschine]

speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood

[kaijubrains]

Forbidden nesquik 

[hisakata-resutomoshibi]

Hello friends! Just a quick reminder that blood meal is dried, flash frozen blood with a high nitrogen content and added iron! If ingested it can cause iron toxicity, vomiting, pancreatitis and other various gastrointestinal distress. 

IT IS NOT SAFE FOR MAMMALS.

That being said, plants love it!

[immortal-maschine]

why in God’s name was it necessary for so many people to clarify that a dirty bag of blood from the gardening section isn’t safe to eat like what fucked up tumblr subculture has my shitpost reached

[weaver-z]

I have seven words that will destroy every Saw fan in a five mile radius and I'm about to share them

[weaver-z]

There's an evangelical Christian version of Saw

[weaver-z]

Roddy Piper of They Live (1988) and World Wrestling Federation fame is in it

[unbidden-yidden-deactivated20240]

Okay sorry to out y'all's tags, but I'm ugly cry-laughing over here over these comments:

And here's the summary for people who would like to know and not waste precious moments of their mortal lives on this:

Apparently the reason they stopped being friends (according to further notes) is that the one guy stopped going to church.

[dash-n-step]

the english language is truly a wonder

[scribeofpnakotis]

all hail william the werewolf, proto-enby

[wretchedly]

Diversity win! The werewolf in your village goes by þei