When the time stops

Phresya, 26, she/her If you were looking for a blog that's about everything and nothing, then welcome on board!

[memorycycle]

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

[zmpl]

Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

[dorothylarouge]

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

[lagtrainzzz]

もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ！と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました！！

[dorothylarouge]

Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name

[babyanimalgifs]

Shelter created hilarious profiles for their cats to help them find forever homes

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[chortlebot]

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

[clawcakes]

PREV TRUTH NUKE

[lakemojave]

They. They forgor

[lakemojave]

[hotsoupeymiku]

[grimmtidings]

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

[predstrogen]

this is a fucking futurama bit

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[blondebrainpowered]

Ignorance = Fear, 1989

Artist: Keith Haring

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[vrtualdreamgirl]

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[reibub]

you've caught me at a very young justice '98 time in my life