Lifesabitch

25, switchy bitch who shares and posts what I want how I want as needed. Minors and MAPS DNI.

[animentality]

[charlesoberonn]

Conspiracy theorist discovers basic geometry

[professionalanagram]

citing wikipedia is harsh but citing khan academy is going for the fucking jugular

[googlepliers]

Happy 21st of September!

[sashayed]

[depsidase]

[ceevee5]

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[decadentstrangernacho]

Ugh I hate superstitions… … not that it stops me, of course

[delta-domine]

Gimmie

[puppygirlfloret]

Puppy wants to try, woof!

[riderthehenshin]

eh, why not?

[adhdeeznuts03]

Let’s see what news I get.

[mysharona1987]

[cuddlycryptid]

my favorite part honestly is the 30 seconds before it happened. like

-audience member asks him about gun violence.

-he responds w something transphobic.

-audience member asks him a follow up question.

-he he responds w something racist.

-he is immediately shot in the neck

[politijohn]

Source

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Oh, yeah...here in Alameda they trot out the "Mom-and-Pop" bullshit every time rent control comes up. BULLSHIT!

The jerks who own this building own five other properties in town. This building generates 34 rents, say averaging $2450. 34 x 2450 = $83K CASH INCOME A MONTH from JUST THIS BUILDING.

And these assholes are NOT "hurting" AT FUCKING ALL!

They come from Texas oil money in the first place.

They're even so fucking petty as to add $7/mo. to everyone's rent because they are able to "pass on" half the "cost" of "administrating the city's rent control program" which essentially doesn't fucking exist.

It's just complete USERY, absolute unbridled GREED and just goddamned well EVIL.

$2,500/mo for a goddamn glorified motel suite where you smell every goddamned evil smell the people below generate. IT IS INHUMAN! IT IS WRONG!

Before all this insanity with the rents began, these places went for $795/mo. That's all they're fucking worth, IF THAT MUCH! My rent on this shithole now stands at $2,474/mo...more than TRIPLE WHAT IT'S WORTH!

FUCK THE "MOM AND POPS"...they are EVIL GREEDY SHITBAGS LIKE THE REST OF 'EM!!!!!!

[chickenclan]

God I love the onion

[animentality]

[busket]

I really want to stop talking about this guy but funny shit keeps happening. look at this

[kropotkindersurprise]

well, its better than the average charlie kirk show episode, thats for sure

[sapper-in-the-wire]

[animentality]

[guerrillatech]

[segamascott]

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

[animentality]

[fulltacs]

[ralfmaximus]

Keep talking about Epstein. Make conservatives afraid again.

[politicalprof]

Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

[madfishmonger]

Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:

“Boss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent

Now Boss makes a million And gives us jack Smugly blames the workers For the labor that he lacks.”

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.