Phuntis

Hai! :3 I'm 24 & I enjoy video games, anime, & food c: 🗣️ /ˈfʊn.ti/ • 🇬🇧 British • ∅ (they/them) 🖤🩶🤍💚 • ❤️💙🖤 • 💝🩷💛📍• 🤎💖🩷🤍🩵💙🖤 Agender   Poly   Finsexual   Nebularomantic My mummy's blog: @trans-c4tgirl My daughters' blogs: @milliemoe, @kebokyo My friend's blog: @maidofthemanor

[calellon]

the concept of someone you’re into masturbating to the thought of you really is just one of the absolute hottest things ever

[lastlife]

My new game called "Jamiroquai's Trap"

[lastlife]

[little-lady-doeheart]

sometimes your mum is two dozen identical maids who speak and act in eerie synchronicity and have very strong ideas about how their little lady ought to be speaking, behaving and dressing and the amount of monitoring she requires

[little-lady-doeheart]

but it's not just the maids, you understand? your mother is the manor. your mother is the furnishings. it is wrapped about you, inescapable, intertwined with every function of your life. you are cradled in the arms of its lesser forms only to ferry you about its greater one, never once existing anywhere but inside its constant monitoring, vigilance, and care. your mum loves you. your mum loves you so much it became your entire world.

[echoesofechos]

POV: Your dyke aunt is sooooo impressed with how big you're getting

[emergency-broadcast-system]

raidcore

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[garbage-empress]

Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

I wanna say that was Tenet?

[hazelsmazecave]

It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress​

[garbage-empress]

holy fuck

[neko-mancy]

[mountainsboyhowdy]

*punching propane tank in a video game*

“no way! I fill these for a living.”

[chaotic-archaeologist]

I will always be in love with highly specialized incredibly niche knowledge. Humans are beautiful

[yokowan]

do NOT awawa at your former coworker who is messaging you on linkedin trying to help you get a job at his current company

[yokowan]

its such a natural response that i've typed it out of habit and then deleted it like 6 times

[the-breadgirl]

[bestbonnist]

Sweet birthday baby...

[loovergirls]

please stop living so far away i want to fuck you

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

everyone loves topping plushie girls until shes got a squeaker prostate

[lemon-labia]

polyamory is awesome you can tell your girlfriend about your crush

[thornb4ck]

a sketchy comic with my goofy handwriting- paraphrased from a conversation overheard in space marine 2. i love my little guardsmen... its cute how hype they get when you show up T0T

[silkangelkisses]

[stardustsubspace]

Dateplay kink where we go out to the park and hold hands and have some snacks and kiss 😳

Maybe even hit up the aquarium or space museum too, if it's not too extreme

[00000066]

[apuppynamedbasil]

thats the kind of gender validation i need

[arttla]

girl at the beach with mysterious bruises

[c0ulrophilia]

Pervert maid jerking off over the sleeping princess' face, wearing a condom because she accidentally finished in her hair last time and got scolded for it.

Unfortunately she shoots so much that it bursts and her poor princess is covered anyway... now she'll have to endure extra spankings when she wakes up.

[lesbiannbat]

Being bossed around by a pretty femme all day till we're in bed, all of a sudden she's the most submissive thing ever

[severelysweetmyth]

oh to put a brat in her place after taking her attitude all day.

To push her over the counter as soon as we get home and immediately push her panties aside just to find her soaked (she's been like this all day)

Sucking on her cute puffy folds from behind and plunging two fingers with no prep as she bites her lips to pretend this is not exactly what she wanted