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MINORS DNI | it/its | 24 | s1 val | moff ΘΔ& with no thoughts

[kebokyo]

Figured I should make a pinned post since I’m on this site now

If I follow someone dumb and/or problematic, throw an ask at me.

That way, I can reblog you to warn others 😎👉👉

This blog may reblog from NSFW accounts and make/repost text posts about NSFW topics. Thus, minors DNI.

I won’t post any actual NSFW content on this account. May make an AD for that if I find enough hot stuff lol

Other shit

I try to keep political posts to a minimum, though I may make posts reacting to something on my feed that I disagree with. Less frequently, I’ll reblog something stupid with a criticism. Those posts will be tagged #critique below.

If you disagree with me, feel free to respond however! Plz don’t flame me tho unless I truly say something asinine in which case yeah I deserve it lol

Finally, SHAMELESS PROMOTION FOR MY BLOG: eleboog.com

Right now it’s kinda under construction, but please check it out and subscribe to my RSS feed so you can get actually good shit along with the bat shit you’re already getting by following me uwu

Aight that’s it for now, might edit later byyyaaaeeeee

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[katlovesshrimps]

HAPPY PRIDE DOGGIESS!!!

[polarseven]

HAPPY PRIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[t00thpasteface]

literally no better feeling than blurting out some loud dumbass joke with your buddies and hearing a total stranger ugly-snort-laugh as they walk past bc their own laughter caught them by surprise. find joy and connection in the spontaneity of strangers you son of a bitch. i fucking got your ass

[violetkoala]

Trans flag quilt that I made recently for my partner 🏳️‍⚧️💖

[emberglowfox]

depression is over it’s done it is obliterated look at this fucking shirt i found at the thrift near my house

[emberglowfox]

i need you guys to know that when i brought this home my mom was like WHAT is THAT. well i think you’re the only person on earth who would wear that, good that you found it

i show her this post every time it hits another thousand note milestone. she thinks we’re all ridiculous but no longer underestimates the Gay Desire For A Fun Shirt

[wanderingcoasties]

“The LEGO Movie was my favorite movie of 2014, but it strikes me that the main character was male, because I feel like in our current culture, he HAD to be. The whole point of Emmett is that he’s the most boring average person in the world. It’s impossible to imagine a female character playing that role, because according to our pop culture, if she’s female she’s already SOMEthing, because she’s not male. The baseline is male. The average person is male. You can see this all over but it’s weirdly prevalent in children’s entertainment. Why are almost all of the muppets dudes, except for Miss Piggy, who’s a parody of femininity? Why do all of the Despicable Me minions, genderless blobs, have boy names? I love the story (which I read on Wikipedia) that when the director of The Brave Little Toaster cast a woman to play the toaster, one of the guys on the crew was so mad he stormed out of the room. Because he thought the toaster was a man. A TOASTER. The character is a toaster. I try to think about that when writing new characters— is there anything inherently gendered about what this character is doing? Or is it a toaster?”

— Bojack Horseman creator Raphael Bob-Waksberg commenting on how weird gendered defaults in entertainment are, and why we should think twice about them. Excerpted from this longer original post. (via 360degreesasthecrowflies)

[cannibalchicken]

[werewolfweed]

this image made me so sad I had to clean him and give him a hot cocoa

[foxes-in-love]

[doubleca5t]

Listen, fellow trans women, I love you all, but if you think that trans men or transmascs are an oppressor class you need to log the fuck off because you are being brainpoisoned by discourse-mongers. That is a legitimately rocks for brains take

[maureen2musings]

White Sands, New Mexico

emilie.hofferber

[foxpopvli]

No outfit roasting this time... only motherly support!

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[toasthaste-art]

me also. as well.

[devinellekurtz]

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

[chirasul]

we got a full redbox and now we're playing go fish with the redbox movies

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[stackthedeck]

i made this in five minutes i feel like the tumblr lesbians can get some use out of it