I like that she looks anxious and on edge
she looks like she'd say "jeepers!"
hey spit that out! drop it! hey!
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The Stonewall Inn
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Claire Keane
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Noah Kahan

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hello vonnie

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@the-breadgirl
I like that she looks anxious and on edge
she looks like she'd say "jeepers!"
hey spit that out! drop it! hey!
it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them
we want to entertain one billion people a day and to achieve that goal we’re going to fire every single game developer we’ve ever hired 😍😍😍
I like the wording of PCGamer
https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/xboxs-ceo-wants-its-games-to-cater-to-more-than-a-billion-people-each-day-or-24-times-more-than-the-peak-population-of-steam-which-is-delusional/
if you read his lips carefully you can see that’s not what he’s saying.
How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton
I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?
I'm a sweetie.
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Creepy🎃
Acerby tools
They really did put a plural transgender catgirl in this one huh
Let’s be honest we know the dog can play chess. The only reason we can even keep calling him a dog is because that’s how he represents himself. The dog chess metaphor doesn’t even apply here
I’m putting estrogen in the jet exhaust to crop dust the world with femtrails
Can you like... release a warning so the trans men can seek shelter?
You go to Jupiter to get more stupider
attention transfems:
from now on, any post about the transfem experience must include at least one of the following:
- direct featuring of trans men
- a detailed and exhaustive acknowledgement of how the post may make trans men feel
- At least one (1) paragraph of profuse apology and groveling to trans men for liking things they do not like, having experiences they cannot relate with, or having thoughts that do not involve them
Failure to comply with this regulation is punishable by account termination and/or public execution
being a pervert used to mean something. it used to require a smidgen of creativity and effort. in the past, you would have to commission your local internet deviant if you wanted feet content of video game characters. now your fetish is packaged and sold to you via micro transactions linked to your apple pay. capitalism is a blight.
i love that maned wolf pups also do the canine thing where they feet too big for their got damn they, but because they also have the long ass legs they end up looking way more normally proportioned than the adults. like this:
like those are regular wolf proportions
Shinji don't tell your other mum about this but since it's just the two of us here tonight I'll let you try a beer. Okay, good. Finish it. Finish it Shinji. Shinji, don't you dare fucking waste my beer. Okay. Thank you. I love you too honey.
that was an adult kiss, you can have the rest when you finish your beer
tomorrow I'll do the possible
the pinterest number glitch continues to be hilarious
Feathery bird girl boobs okay?