I can actually talk.

Hello. You probably know me because of my brother, the gravity gun. I can't blame you, as I was made only so recently, but it should be clear that I am the superior brother.

[vox-offical]

DEAR PEOPLE OF HELL

It's me; Vox! I realized I hadn't actually made an account for myself on this Hellsite yet and thought that you would probably be much happier if I was here- so here I am! You're welcome!

(obligatory officals tagging under the cut)

@satan-offical, @god-offical, @radio-demon-offical @lucifer-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @leviathan-offical @shoe-offical @garlic-bread-offical @not-offical-offical @gaslight-offical @iron-offical @jeff-offical @france-offical @journalism-offical @john-doe-offical @da-police-offical @femboy-the-dog-offical @femboy-offical @the-one-offical @therapist-offical @the-moon-offical @the-apple-offical @adhd-offical @de-activated-offical @death-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @lame-guy-offical @an-australian-offical @aroace-offical @bra1n-offical @boy-offical @breadcrumb-offical @business-man-offical @commercial-break-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @crackships-offical @cool-guy-offical @chickfila-official @duck-from-hell-official @duck-from-heaven-official @evilpineapple-offical @evil-neutral-offical @fanta-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical

[doomguy-offical]

I'll behead you, mount you to my wall, and play Fortnite on your face.

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

Thats one of the threats ever

[twilight-princess-link-official]

Dang I don’t even know that guy what did he do to deserve that

[king-dice-offical]

Its because he lives in Hell and Doom Guy's whole schtick is coming down and brutalizing everything in Hell

[physics-gun-offical]

lucky neither of us are in hell, right grav? Grav? Why are you looking at me like tha-

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

KAPWOASH

[physics-gun-offical]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[vox-offical]

DEAR PEOPLE OF HELL

It's me; Vox! I realized I hadn't actually made an account for myself on this Hellsite yet and thought that you would probably be much happier if I was here- so here I am! You're welcome!

(obligatory officals tagging under the cut)

@satan-offical, @god-offical, @radio-demon-offical @lucifer-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @leviathan-offical @shoe-offical @garlic-bread-offical @not-offical-offical @gaslight-offical @iron-offical @jeff-offical @france-offical @journalism-offical @john-doe-offical @da-police-offical @femboy-the-dog-offical @femboy-offical @the-one-offical @therapist-offical @the-moon-offical @the-apple-offical @adhd-offical @de-activated-offical @death-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @lame-guy-offical @an-australian-offical @aroace-offical @bra1n-offical @boy-offical @breadcrumb-offical @business-man-offical @commercial-break-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @crackships-offical @cool-guy-offical @chickfila-official @duck-from-hell-official @duck-from-heaven-official @evilpineapple-offical @evil-neutral-offical @fanta-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical

[doomguy-offical]

I'll behead you, mount you to my wall, and play Fortnite on your face.

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

Thats one of the threats ever

[twilight-princess-link-official]

Dang I don’t even know that guy what did he do to deserve that

[king-dice-offical]

Its because he lives in Hell and Doom Guy's whole schtick is coming down and brutalizing everything in Hell

[physics-gun-offical]

lucky neither of us are in hell, right grav? Grav? Why are you looking at me like tha-

[bfg9000-offical]

Pwowf!

Woosh!

- @portal-gun-offical

That's cute. @doomguy-offical care to find a bunch of demons? let's make a little show.

[doomguy-offical]

Imagine: Using the portals and you together..... Have your shot just loop through two portals infinitely, right over a bunch of demons, so the tendrils fry everything...

[bfg9000-offical]

Why not find out how useful this little thing could actually be?~ can't wait to be in your hands again.

[doomguy-offical]

@chell-offical

You mind if I borrow your gun?

[chell-offical]

If you let me borrow one of yours then sure

[doomguy-offical]

uuuuuhhhh

Take the Unmaykr.

[rattmann-offical]

Looks badass

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

vmmmmtititititi

[physics-gun-offical]

sooooo.... Nobody's going to include me?

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

KAPWOASH

[physics-gun-offical]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

*ping!*

(they are sent to space.)

[bfg9000-offical]

Pwowf!

Woosh!

- @portal-gun-offical

That's cute. @doomguy-offical care to find a bunch of demons? let's make a little show.

[doomguy-offical]

Imagine: Using the portals and you together..... Have your shot just loop through two portals infinitely, right over a bunch of demons, so the tendrils fry everything...

[bfg9000-offical]

Why not find out how useful this little thing could actually be?~ can't wait to be in your hands again.

[doomguy-offical]

@chell-offical

You mind if I borrow your gun?

[chell-offical]

If you let me borrow one of yours then sure

[doomguy-offical]

uuuuuhhhh

Take the Unmaykr.

[rattmann-offical]

Looks badass

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

vmmmmtititititi

[physics-gun-offical]

sooooo.... Nobody's going to include me?

[sm-64-luigi]

Hey!

[sm-64-luigi]

Hey’a You!

[sm-64-luigi]

Yes you!

[sm-64-luigi]

Who let the gods out?

[sm-64-luigi]

DOGS

I’A MEAN DOGS

NOT GODS

[theonenonlyx]

I'VE ESCAPED

[sm-64-luigi]

WHAT HAVE I’A DONE?!?

[physics-gun-offical]

LUIGI WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

[physics-gun-offical]

The what

[ssb-metal-mario]

Here you can have one too.

Just don't bring it near Hotel Mario's or we'll have a small issue.

What is this. Why is there black smoke filling the room. What have you done.

[december-knight]

..what is going on here.

[ssb-metal-mario]

Who are you.

[mamarobotnikoffical]

Why the fuck am I here

[ametalsonic]

How can i speak?

[mamarobotnikoffical]

@eggman-eggpire-offical @official-doctor-robotnik Son, why can my grandson speak now? Any ideas?

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh... Yes?

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

Yeah, my answer is yes

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

*gravity gun fatal error sound*

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKTIKKTI

[physics-gun-offical]

brother? What is going on? Brother!? BROTHER!