CAPWOASH

Mmm Soup

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

In celebration of deltarune and bulletin I present me in a maid dress

@rat-jester-offical @james-offical @rouxls-kaard-officaleth @rouxls-kaard-official @rouxls-kaard-offical @avery-the-emby @coffee--spill @leaderofthechildrenofthecreature @uselesslovingtool @parentscomputer-official @heart-offical @grim-reaper-offical @face-taker-offical @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @rattmann-offical

Open tags fuckers

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

mmmmmmmd vmmtititi!!!! Kapwoash!!!!!! Mp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hl1-freeman]

Me and the boys on Valentine’s

@courier-six-offical @ps1-spyro-official @hlof-shephard-official @rattmann-offical

[rattmann-offical]

Oh shit we forgor doomguy.. I'll grab him some cookies!

[doomguy-offical]

Could you pick me up some of those snack cakes

[rattmann-offical]

Sure thing!

[hl2-freeman]

They’re making me babysit the gravity gun again

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

mmm soup

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

doot doot

_ @doot-doot-offical

KAPWOASH KAPWOASH KAPWOASH KAPWOASH KAPWOASH KAPWOASH KAPWOASH KAPWOASH KAPWOASH KAPWOASH KAPWO

[vox-offical]

DEAR PEOPLE OF HELL

It's me; Vox! I realized I hadn't actually made an account for myself on this Hellsite yet and thought that you would probably be much happier if I was here- so here I am! You're welcome!

(obligatory officals tagging under the cut)

@satan-offical, @god-offical, @radio-demon-offical @lucifer-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @leviathan-offical @shoe-offical @garlic-bread-offical @not-offical-offical @gaslight-offical @iron-offical @jeff-offical @france-offical @journalism-offical @john-doe-offical @da-police-offical @femboy-the-dog-offical @femboy-offical @the-one-offical @therapist-offical @the-moon-offical @the-apple-offical @adhd-offical @de-activated-offical @death-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @lame-guy-offical @an-australian-offical @aroace-offical @bra1n-offical @boy-offical @breadcrumb-offical @business-man-offical @commercial-break-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @crackships-offical @cool-guy-offical @chickfila-official @duck-from-hell-official @duck-from-heaven-official @evilpineapple-offical @evil-neutral-offical @fanta-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical

[doomguy-offical]

I'll behead you, mount you to my wall, and play Fortnite on your face.

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

Thats one of the threats ever

[twilight-princess-link-official]

Dang I don’t even know that guy what did he do to deserve that

[king-dice-offical]

Its because he lives in Hell and Doom Guy's whole schtick is coming down and brutalizing everything in Hell

[physics-gun-offical]

lucky neither of us are in hell, right grav? Grav? Why are you looking at me like tha-

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

KAPWOASH

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

Will you help me move some furniture? :)

— @hl2-freeman-official

vmmmmtititititi!

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

doot doot

Mp

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[too-hilarious]

I want a doot doot

[surferbobby16-blog]

Y'all better be shittin me

[awkward-scarfy-boi-deactivated2]

do it

[psychlocked]

give me doot doot

[pride-on-a-string]

Please??

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

We might break this person

[yetizeus]

doot doot?

[generic-blog-name-69]

Can I have one?

[life-is-arrowing]

gimme a d o o t d o o t

[jesus-christ-super-ace]

doot doot

[finns-glitter-glue-deactivated2]

OH?

[thecrabbybarista]

UPDATE

[parkerpeter24]

I bet I won’t.

[halfblood-princess-505-deactiva]

How bout me?:)

[marvelousell]

Hm🤔

[marvelousell]

OKAY UPDATE SKSKSKS

[holylulusworld]

Okay. Here we go. 😂

UPDATE: 2.253.862 notes and I still got one!

[retromotherfuckers]

i want a doot doot

[god-of-the-sun-hyperion]

I just want a lil doot doot😓

[odysseuscore-deactivated2024081]

im curious..

[just--a--random--human--being]

can i get one?

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

do me :3

[green-tea217-deactivated2024122]

Ok but is it true?

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

it took a little bit to get doot dooted for me

[icyredrose]

I gotta test this

[janmutelokan]

mmh

[swallowtailpenis]

doot doot?

[thatparablog2]

I wanna doot doot real‼️‼️

[del3tingalltracezz-deactivated2]

doot doot/

[th3-pr0ph3tt]

…i wanna b dooted :<

[hmmmourhwash-deactivated2025052]

Im testing if its scam or not

[k4bby]

gimme gimme

[wheezecheese]

I don’t believe you

[v11v1-en]

there’s no way

[v11v1-en]

???

[blaxolt]

reblogging 3 times for science

[rinatepaste]

i need to know

[phorbolicious]

…Does this still work?

[no-one-offical]

‎

[jayyyyyy-is-gayyyyyy]

i absolutely need to know if this still works.

[do-not-u-dare]

does this work

[evil-lemonade-offical]

For science

[sillynillian-deactivated2026032]

there’s no way bro it’s been 12 years

[evil-lemonade-offical]

Tis the purpose of the experiment– my hypothesis says it won’t work, yet I feel compelled to try

[evil-man-offical]

I want to try

[daliatheportalmaster]

…Does this work-

[evil-man-offical]

I still haven’t gotten a doot doot

[daliatheportalmaster]

[puts a hand on your shoulder]

I guess you could say… It was noot noot meant to be

[evil-man-offical]

…

I’m leaving

This is the end of evil man offical

Goodbye.

And goodnight

[daliatheportalmaster]

[evil-man-offical]

HOLY CRAP IS THAT TWINK?!

FROM THE HIT GAME “ZEBRA”!?!

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

holy shit

[enrise-5]

There ain’t no way he’s still doing this

[ririwithrice]

happens

[asexual-bean]

hello

[algae122]

hi

it’s been years but maybe

[shadow-milk-cookie-offical]

Okay.

[hollyberry-cookie-offical]

<3: Les see

[luckiest-lamb-in-town-official]

I shall try for the doot doot >-<

[fallen-ozark]

I’m gonna try

[s1llysharkk-deactivated20260507]

Huh..

[d4rling-boy-zhane]

Doot doot🐷

[biscuitcollective]

theyre still doing this??

[themosteclecticwitch]

Are you gonna give us a doot doot?

[jqydiqm0nds]

I wanna doot doot :(

[democritus-atomos]

hmmmmmmm

[laciffo-natas]

I would like to request a doot doot

[shadyside-sappho]

I think this was a beautiful thing to witness this morning

[da-police-offical]

👍

[evilpineapple-offical]

I want a doot doot :( didn’t work last time

[nurse-offical]

GANG I GOT INE WITHOUT ASKING 🙏🙏🙏

[evil-man-offical]

THEY WONT STOP SENDING ME DOOT DOOTS

HAAAALP

[gordonfreemanisaleafproven]

THIS HAS 2 POINT 4 MILLION NOTES. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY I GET A LIL “doot doot” IN MY ASK BOX!!!! I AM TESTING THIS SO SO SO BADLY RIGHT NOW. THEYRES NO WAY THEYRE STILL DOING THIS.

[gordonfreemanisaleafproven]

NO FUCKING WAY. IT ACTUALLY WORKED. I GOT THE DOOT DOOT. GUYS THIS POOR PERSON HAS BEEN SENDING DOOT DOOTS FOR YEARS PLEASE LET THEM REST GUYS

[forsakenpack-deactivated2026041]

I WANT A DOOT DOOT TOO

[barney-calhoun-official]

NO!!!! NO MORE DOOT DOOTS!!!!! LET THIS PERSON REST!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

Mm soup

[spotify-offical]

QUICK!!! Start a cartoon bar fight!!

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*Smashes beer bottle and points it towards crowd* I might not be drunk but I'll still mess you up and end up in a tree with no recollection of the past twenty four hours

[grandpa-offical]

*I put my glass of whiskey down, and stand with my cane* not on my watch!

*I unscrew my cane and a small sword comes out from it* on guard!

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Try me old man

[queer-offical]

*stands up from the corner table and takes out a comically large rifle*

Oi, lads! Keep the volume down! Some are tryin' to drown our sorrows here!

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Make me

[queer-offical]

Fine

*walks up to you, stops a few inches from your face and instantly stuffs a stick of dynamite in your mouth*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*instinctively spits it out and tries to spit to get rid of the taste* is this thing even lit? *Pulls out a loaded pigeon and tosses it to you then skedaddles*

[queer-offical]

*shots the pigeon with my rifle, which explodes in a cloud of rainbow glitter that covers the whole bar*

Come back here you rascal!

[blood-god-offical]

*me trying to flirt with the horrified bartender*

Sooooo uh what do you do for work...

Oh wait

Uhhhhhh can you tend my bar? Hahaha jk, unless?

[the-stew-goblin]

(I am the bartender) "EVERYONE HUSH DOWN OF YOU'RE GOING INTO THE RUM STEW!!!"

[blood-god-offical]

Wooow I like how you like stew

[the-stew-goblin]

*blushes but my blood is made of stew so it just makes my face look vaguely more stew like* "thank you. You can try some if you'd like" *extends bowl of stew 🍲🤏*

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

Oh thhhank you *drinks stew in one go* it is best stew ivere ever had!

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

KAPWOASH KAPWOASH KAPWOASH KAPWOASH KAPWOASH KAPWOASH

[sonicsideblog333]

Has this been done before

[mamarobotnikoffical]

@eggman-eggpire-offical dont disrespect my grandson like that

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

I HAVE NEVER SAID THAT

[ametalsonic]

*walks away sadly*

[barney-calhoun-official]

Who the hell are all of you people? This is supposed to be a line for the rebels to communicate! I gotta contact Kliener and see what's wrong with this..

[hl2-freeman]

Yeah bud this is tumblr. Kliener tricked you into installing tumblr.

The Combine wouldn’t dare touch this hellsite though so it should be fine lol.

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

zzzshaowtiti

[paranoia-offical]

I'm just... gonna drop this off. Figured it'd be good for new blogs or something like that. Tag game, I suppose? Enjoy? Love you? Have fun?

Not sure who to mention, so let's begin it with open tags! Feel free to join.

Blank under cut.

[truth-teller-offical]

@pathological-liar-offical @evil-blahaj-offical

[pathological-liar-offical]

ooc

@gaslight-offical @sarcasm-offical @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @gaslamp-offical @almanac-offical @liar-offical @lies-offical @extraterrestrial-offical + open tags

[extraterrestrial-offical]

@homeschooler-offical @chocolate-offical (is this one of @algae122 s officals?? Sorry if I got it wrong 💔)

@dinosaur-offical

Uhm

I forgor other people

Open tags

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

mp

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

makes ye green

mp :(

[bfg9000-offical]

Pwowf!

Woosh!

- @portal-gun-offical

That's cute. @doomguy-offical care to find a bunch of demons? let's make a little show.

[doomguy-offical]

Imagine: Using the portals and you together..... Have your shot just loop through two portals infinitely, right over a bunch of demons, so the tendrils fry everything...

[bfg9000-offical]

Why not find out how useful this little thing could actually be?~ can't wait to be in your hands again.

[doomguy-offical]

@chell-offical

You mind if I borrow your gun?

[chell-offical]

If you let me borrow one of yours then sure

[doomguy-offical]

uuuuuhhhh

Take the Unmaykr.

[rattmann-offical]

Looks badass

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

vmmmmtititititi

[physics-gun-offical]

sooooo.... Nobody's going to include me?

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

KAPWOASH

[physics-gun-offical]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

*ping!*

(they are sent to space.)

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

mmm soup

[bfg9000-offical]

Pwowf!

Woosh!

- @portal-gun-offical

That's cute. @doomguy-offical care to find a bunch of demons? let's make a little show.

[doomguy-offical]

Imagine: Using the portals and you together..... Have your shot just loop through two portals infinitely, right over a bunch of demons, so the tendrils fry everything...

[bfg9000-offical]

Why not find out how useful this little thing could actually be?~ can't wait to be in your hands again.

[doomguy-offical]

@chell-offical

You mind if I borrow your gun?

[chell-offical]

If you let me borrow one of yours then sure

[doomguy-offical]

uuuuuhhhh

Take the Unmaykr.

[rattmann-offical]

Looks badass

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

vmmmmtititititi

[physics-gun-offical]

sooooo.... Nobody's going to include me?

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

KAPWOASH

[bfg9000-offical]

Pwowf!

Woosh!

- @portal-gun-offical

That's cute. @doomguy-offical care to find a bunch of demons? let's make a little show.

[doomguy-offical]

Imagine: Using the portals and you together..... Have your shot just loop through two portals infinitely, right over a bunch of demons, so the tendrils fry everything...

[bfg9000-offical]

Why not find out how useful this little thing could actually be?~ can't wait to be in your hands again.

[doomguy-offical]

@chell-offical

You mind if I borrow your gun?

[chell-offical]

If you let me borrow one of yours then sure

[doomguy-offical]

uuuuuhhhh

Take the Unmaykr.

[rattmann-offical]

Looks badass

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

vmmmmtititititi

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

Pwoof!

- @portal-gun-offical

zzzshaowtititi!

[portal-gun-offical]

Prrowr ^_^

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

mmmm soup

[portal-gun-offical]

Pwowf!

Pwoof!

[hl-gravitygun-offical]

mmmmmmdmmmmmmdmmmmmdmmmmmd