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[valtsv]

the best thing about being goth is that you can actually convince small kids you're a vampire. and they love it.

[valtsv]

trust me when i say nothing beats a person barely half your height coming up to you and asking you if you're "a dracula" and being absolutely DELIGHTED when you say yes

[valtsv]

[pianoplayingpossum]

I had an experience of being the kid reacting to a punk Mohawk.

when I was 4 years old, my family went on a roadtrip and at a gas station I saw something that shattered my little animal loving world view.

I saw someone with a Mohawk for the first time-it was a HUGE colourful Mohawk sticking straight up, mocking gravity- And I just stared, eyes bugged out, mouth agape, gawking through the car window at a poor unaware man. Finally my mom asked me what was wrong And I answered in a hushed voice I said:

“mom.............it’s a horseman.”

4 year old me thought the Mohawk was a mane and I was in deep shock. I legit thought this guy was part horse.

[la-pou-belle]

hey yall I didn’t want to have to do work for my online classes so i made a uquiz instead. answer some questions and i’ll tell u what aspect of your personality annoys me the most

[la-pou-belle]

So far, people who get the same answer rb and tag this in VERY SIMILAR WAYS. Which is so cool!!! You know what really kills me though? People who get “you don’t like being held accountable” NEVER reblog it. BUT YOU GUYS ARE THE MOST POPULAR RESULT. I KNOW YOU’RE THERE. which tells me that you don’t like being held accountable SO MUCH that you will boycott a whole ass uquiz bc of it. And that, my friends, that is beautiful.

[pianoplayingpossum]

This is hilarious! I got conflict avoidant 😆

I wasn’t expecting this one!

[pianoplayingpossum]

Selfcare is vacuuming your bedroom for the first time since you can remember

[pianoplayingpossum]

My mushroom witch!

[pianoplayingpossum]

Bunk bed??! More like BONK bed

I’ve hit my head WAY too many times

[pianoplayingpossum]

Pomegranate gouache painting

[pianoplayingpossum]

I’m trying to teach myself the art of gouache painting!!

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[teathattast]

Bagel time

[castielismyhusband2266]

I need this

[dwintu]

do it

[robinswraith]

I’m at an all time low I need this

[magnus-chase-rights]

ok sure

[soulful-guy-deactivated20251026]

no loss in trying. so here wo go

[skeleton-deactivated694225]

😌👀

[anxietyfilledvoidfrog]

Its bagel time. I believe in you bagel. 🥯

[aleijaiiiii]

Ok so.

Last time I reblogged this, I was complaining to my mum how I never got to go on walks alone. Then, she legit said to me, “well why don’t you go down to *censored*?” Which she’d never let me do before. I had three hours. In a place half an hour from home. It works.

[thatonepanperson-deactivated202]

I need all the luck i can get

[spiderways-a-vampire]

(*-*)

[literallylmm]

Uhhhh worth a try

[batpeggy21]

I doubt it will work but….

[marsieonlife]

i dont lose anything trying…

[diya-a510-deactivated20200919]

BAGEL

[marsieonlife]

again, YES?!

[marsieonlife]

OK SO I DID THIS ON THE MORNING AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL? 

TWO TESTS WERE CANCELLED!

NO HOMEWORK!!

WE HAD A BREAK OF 30 MINUTES (we normally have a break of 5-10 min)

AND MY CRUSH ASKED ME TO WORK ON A PROJECT WITH HIM!!!

I don’t know how you do it bagel, but you’re awesome!

[sleepy-sho]

Bagel time

[kishqwq]

I want a bagel with cream cheese

[cilasbestos]

Uh BAGEL PLEASE

[pianoplayingpossum]

I hope today will be a good one :)

[pianoplayingpossum]

Some drawings

[pianoplayingpossum]

I crocheted a hat! I just need to add the Pom Pom!

[pianoplayingpossum]

✨S C O N E T I M E✨

[robertdenirowap-deactivated2025]

Another quiz from your’s truly 

how would you dress as a man in the 1950′s except it’s weirdly aggresive and oddly specific 

[froginakettle]

i don’t appreciate how oddly specific this is

[exciting]

I didn’t ASK to be called out like this wtf

[thegirlyouknow]

[ghosthierophant]

[mijomii]

[cowboy-garfield]

holy FUCK

[stemmmm]

[pianoplayingpossum]

What’s a teddy boy??

[miniangel]

just took this uquiz and they tell you about yourself in the most beautiful way possible and it doesn’t disappoint 🥺

[pitrsattabhaadmeinjaa]

That…really is very beautiful. And I just vibe with that description soo hard. I love it

@itseatyourdamnapples @almostconstantlyawkward @daughter-of-hades1218 @jazzkaurtheglorious @dont-wanna-do-anything @didyouputyournameinthegob @akira-is-here-queers @sherlockisactuallyagaysname @agnosticcalligraphyartist @brokeartskid @hoeticulture @i-love-books-and-i-cannot-lie @fangirlsintrenchcoats

[daughter-of-hades1218-deactivat]

I loved this quiz, it’s so beautiful, omg

tagging @screechingnightchild @whythefuckdoiexist @daughter-of-poseidon-97 @youreverydayhail @your-local-darkacademic-cryptid @louvelylouis @somethingpretentiouss @chaoticneutralcinnamonroll @mango-pickle @cause-fangirls-are-awesome @awsomeuvinthings @anybody else who wants to do this, I really recommend this for someone who had a bad day today

[wildflower-vol-6]

I wasn’t tagged but I reaaaally wanted to do this :3

call me a narcissist but this is so accurate 

tagging: @shes-beauty-and-shes-grace7​ @friendsofkorra​ @i-like-5sos​ and anyone else that wants to do this!

[rosecrawley]

Thank you for tagging me @cabin3hufflepuff !! I really liked doing this!

This definitely feels like me.

Amazing job op it feels like you looked deep into my soul.

I tag @hayilaa-kats @tempestrising27 @literal—-trash and anyone else who wants to!

[magnificently-cursed27-deactiva]

Thank you @friendsofkorra 💜 your description sounds lovely 🥺💜

Here’s mine ✨

Tagging @jenniweaslee @in-venus-veritas @a-confused-contradictory-mess @acciofandomlove @simply-ellas-stuff ☀️🌈

[sparrowofsong]

I wasn’t tagged, but the “comforting thunderstorm” bit made me want to do Caius, so here’s what they got:

[crescentmp3]

bro *sobs*

@ashthefrickface @ambersky0319 @theomniplayer @dawn-daffodil @anxiousbanshee

[omnianomalous]

Probably the most fitting out of the various answers I see.

@spooky-noodly-noodle @koo-the-time-traveller @domsgames @the-autumn-apple @thelittecherry @yakitori-queen @just-a-fan1234 @gayasscyrus

[noodle-persom]

I could barley relate to the questions (also I just woke up)

@potassiumcyanides @sayah-66 @happy-otter @just-a-fan1234 @wiq049 @bruh-respectfully-ya-boi @clownopedia (sorry if I missed anyone)

[potassiumcyanides]

^^^ I also got that lol

@a-very-large-pile-of-hats @hopelessromanticfanperson05 @smol-lightning-bug @gaseth @littlewolf432

[smol-lightning-bug-deactivated2]

Warm hands aww

[ronangay]

this is so beautiful honestly

@not-savsco​ @a-very-potter-molly​ @ninja-knox-ur-sox-off​ annnd @ultrakart​ !

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

@nottesilhouette @eat0crow @dragon-robot @you-arelove @newdog14 @huntingheroes @fandom-queenliness @themagicheartmailman @suddenly-i-kin-oikawa​  

[pianoplayingpossum]

“You may feel too clingy or “too much” but that isn’t true. Everyone around you simply adores you.”

*melts*

[pianoplayingpossum]

Normal ppl be like:

Another day another dollar :)

Living with anxiety be like:

“Another day, another doubt”.

[pianoplayingpossum]

It feels like Christmas and it’s only October!

[pianoplayingpossum]

Alright let’s discuss!

Mother goose: evil. Hates children, her stories are used to frighten and control them

Mother hen: good, a kind protector of kids, bakes bread

[pianoplayingpossum]

Now I’m not a real artist but I enjoy that I can draw the strangest things