[kelz17]

[princessbento]

2000s club music lyrics

[niacinamides-deactivated2020010]

je suis,…. how do u say it……….. ready 2 die

[midiport]

people arent even trying to learn how to pirate anymore its always "where can i watch this what service is it on" never "tokyo mew mew full episodes free online no virus"

[fanghusband-remade]

i hate texting let me bite you

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

any follower i have that smokes, i want you to quit. and any follower that doesnt, i want you to start

[cloudbusting85]

other girls: floral print, a-line skirts, fuzzy sweaters, high heels. me: crispy tortillas topped with shredded beef mince, diced tomatoes and cheddar cheese. served with salsa verde.

[furiousfinnstan]

[depsidase]

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[badfey]

if she's your girl why is she shocking me like an electric eel

[leonardcohenofficial]

[factoryangelheaven]

i’m okay (trust me)

[computersloth-blog]

I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days

[6balls]

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

[amateurisms]

[galway-bae]

makes a fucked up and evil ravioli chart to harm my friends

[gallusrostromegalus]

I love these charts because I can read off a sentence like “An Occupied Coffin Is A Ravioli” to the household and immediately incur the wrath of every living thing in it, including the houseplants.

[punkrock-bottom]

How slutty would you say you are?

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.