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I have one five gallon Betta fish tank.

[animatedtext]

[baracknobama]

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

[whatbigotspost]

transboybatman said: 

I was just looking for the lipstick lesbian flag for a graphic edit I was doing wtf Google

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“She’s not attracted to me??? AUTOMATIC LESBIAN.”  Liiiiiike…yeah, maybe that’s it. But maybe it’s that you’re also a gross asshole…

[picassothebetta]

I mean I think it's a joke though homie

[justastrongcountryboy-deactivat]

if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.

[gang0fwolves-deactivated2018120]

……..what

[sonypraystation]

if your boyfriend doesn’t suplex you on sight he aint a man

[thepapayastand-deactivated20160]

if your boyfriend can’t catapult you across the room like a boomerang he a cactus

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

if he don’t powerslam you for breakfast he a herb

[yum-ede]

[actionables]

what the hell is that thing on the left

[awwww-cute]

Catsitting for a friend. They asked how things were going. Sent them this

[virginiaisforhaters]

Wow it’s almost like most of human history has been about controlling women… or something…

[babyanimalpic]

[obi-quiet-deactivated20170627]

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

[therenaissanceratchet]

or homelessness

[fonzworthcutlass]

two kinds of people.

[primesinister]

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

[happybirthdaykiddo]

* three kinds of people.

[fandomsdevouredmysoul]

[punished-lincolnshire-poacher]

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

[jessica-the-tank-deactivated202]

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

[ninja-pyro]

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

[tastefullyoffensive]

[squided]

your golden retriever has evolved into an emerald retriever

[fndungeonmom]

it’s the shiny version of the golden retriever

[moan-s]

[bolinss]

[saint-magi]

Good Stitch, best alien.

[looz-y]

stitch knows when to let lilo go when her mother is involved

[sleepysmilesamirite]

A good friend knows when to hold you back.

A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.

[ruinedchildhood]

Amen. 

[officialjiggly]

How did you come up with the name precumming? :)

it means praying in latin and i thought that was beautiful 

[officialjiggly]

yall think im lying..

[masonsgooding]

[mickeyandcompany]

And at last I see the light. And it’s like the fog has lifted.

[cuntsciousness]

what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany’s at midnight. do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandelier. it’s priceless. as i’m taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it’s her father’s business. she’s tiffany. i say no. we make love all night. in the morning, the cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. i tell her to meet me in mexico, but i go to canada. i don’t trust her. besides, i like the cold. thirty years later, i get a postcard. i have a son and he’s the chief of police. this is where the story gets interesting. i tell tiffany to meet me in paris by the trocadero. she’s been waiting for me all these years. she’s never taken another lover. i don’t care. i don’t show up. i go to berlin. that’s where i stashed the chandelier.