with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in

Oh I'm picking out a thermos for you // not an ordinary thermos for you // but the extra best thermos you can buy // with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in // I'm picking out a thermos for you // and maybe a barometer too // and what else can I buy // so on me you'll rely // a rear end thermometer too

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago

[iwontbelookingdown]

oh my god.

[hopefulartandwriting]

This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror

[minotauri]

if you’re not standing barefoot in the heart of a foreboding forest and chanting to the old gods as the moonlight tangles its fingers in your messy hair and caresses your dirt-streaked cheeks what even is the point

[evilrashida]

military worship in this country is out of fucking control

[daneedelion]

excuse me?

[evilrashida]

military worship in this country is out of fucking control 

[high-shawty-deactivated20180326]

Yea you’re right, we shouldn’t honor the people willing to risk their life to save ours and defend our country … oh

[evilrashida]

Military worship in this country is out of fucking control

[cadimonsignal]

I’m in the military and yes it’s out of fucking control. Most of the people I know in the military feel the same way. You civilians need to calm the fuck down. Most of us joined in our teens or early twenties. For a lot of us it was because we needed a job, and we didn’t see any other options, and this job has good benefits, especially for an uneducated young person in America. We get healthcare and education!! That’s some tempting fucking fruit. But this is a JOB. Some people in the military become heroes, that’s true. Jumping on grenades, defusing bombs, dragging a wounded person from the middle of a firefight. They usually end up dead in the process. Those people deserve respect, in my opinion. They give their lives for their friends, no matter whether or not you agree with the policies that put them there in the first place. But a lot of people in America reflexively claim that everyone in the military is a hero, full stop. This isn’t true and it lets people look the other way when something is actually wrong in the military, because it’s the military, they’re heroes, they can do no wrong.

We’re doing a job, and a lot of us are never really put in harm’s way. I work in a climate controlled lab for 8 hours a day, for instance. Really grueling. Such a hero. This fawning lip service of an infallible military doesn’t do us any good. I know people who have bought into it, who have heard so many people tell them that they’re heroes that they actually believe it, and they are the stupid and dangerous ones. Joining the military does not make you a hero, and calling us heroes might make you feel all warm and fluffy and red white and blue but it doesn’t do anything for the people that end up on the streets with PTSD or come home with life-changing injuries or in a box. We’re human beings, not some concept that you can just mindlessly adulate and then feel better about yourself.

[im-a-deceptikhan]

☝️🏽☝️🏽☝️🏽☝️🏽

[acquaintedwithrask]

oh boy just in time for the 4th of July

[ladyshinga]

Speaking as a disabled veteran: it’d be one thing if the fucking hero worship MEANT ANYTHING. But it’s a bunch of empty loud words about how Brave and Noble everyone in the military is (nah some of us are assholes) and then when it comes to, oh I don’t know, paying a soldier enough to feed their family without food stamps, or giving disability compensation without a NIGHTMARE fight with the country that claims to “care” so much. Plus the whole “sending us off to kill other people to make rich men richer while innocents die for it” thing. It’s not “defending freedom” to shove our troops into everyone’s business in countries that happen to have oil and such Military worship isn’t only annoying, it’s a hollow lie that’s basically dangerous to everyone

[mllemusketeer]

Yeah, as someone who studies a disease that disproportionately affects veterans (among a few other groups), the military worship is strong when it comes to justifying killing people, but not when it comes to treating veterans.  

[colachampagnedad]

My gf and I had sex for the first time the other day and I noticed that she has stretch marks on her belly and thighs? I didn't say anything but I find them kind of weird to look out. My other gfs didn't have them so I guess I'm not used to it? Do I tell her I'm not feeling them and suggest how she can get rid of them or not?

[emotiona1shorty]

LMAO

[whoareyouandwhyshouldicare]

[glasss-patron]

God this brings back trauma

[whitefireprincess]

Succulent Cupcakes 💗

🌵🌿🌱🌵

[graceebooks]

ISDJFKSDJFALKDSJF;KLADKJ

[mxnrique]

honestly? a true lgbt ally

[planterrific]

[team-sarcasm]

My FBI agent watching me perform entire musical soundtracks while acting out every scene

[imjustabagofbags]

[mussyhead]

cat friends

[foxville-deactivated20210128]

FUCK POLITENESS

Can you buy this My Favorite Murder print in my etsy store!

[solsikkepop]

[luminarai]

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

[scarlet00rose]

But the world is not kind or safe.

[citizen-zero]

then Fucking do your part to make it that way.

[rapeculturerealities]

What If Roe Fell?

Donald Trump wants Roe v Wade overturned. What would happen in your state?

Roe v. Wade — the landmark Supreme Court case establishing access to abortion as a constitutional right — has been settled law for over 40 years, yet remains under constant attack. With President Donald Trump in office, we face potentially the greatest threat to reproductive rights in more than a generation. The Center for Reproductive Rights updated our 2007 report, What If Roe Fell?, in order to answer the question on everyone’s mind on the 45th anniversary of Roe: what will happen if Roe were toppled in your state, the day after?

click to see how your state rates

[sauvamente]

Honestly read this especially if you in the South

[sauvamente]

Since y’all don’t click links you see all that red, no protection without Roe v Wade NONE

[akiyty]

Popping this short story into here because reasons

[drst]

I’ve been thinking about that story since yesterday.

[planterrific]

GIVEAWAY! Succulent Care Kit

Im almost at 5,000 and thats exciting so idont really want to wait until i hit that before i do my first giveaway. I found this cute little succulent gardening set that just seemed like it would be a great idea for a giveaway so here we are. I bought one for myself awhile ago and it’s swell. Also im including a little baby succulent i’m growing. The winner will be randomly chosen July 31st! 

You must be following me to enter! 

One like= one entry One reblog = one entry

Note: if the winner lives outside the continental united states, the plant will be shipped to the runner-up (and so on and so forth), potentially with a mini bonus plant.

Giveaway contents:  (1) mini brown shovel thing (1) angled tweezers (1) tweezers (1) double edged shallow shovel thing (1) scientific wash bottle, for the baby succulents (1) green conical poking thing on a stick, great for poking holes in soil to plant things (1) brush for dusting soil off succulent (1) plant! from my garden

[wndasmaximoffs]

[kuntsuragi]

captain america coming out of the ice like

[plainsonglady]

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]