fifty-two years an imbecile @cadimonsignal - Tumblr Blog

got too drunk last night and granted someone a boon

Trial by wombat

well hello there travelers. Oh, me? I'm just a simple old elf, been tilling this same patch pert near 4 centuries. Fabuloso P. Bissellwater by name. What's the P stand for? Wellll now, I don't choose to bandy about my full name to any but my friends. You blab your handle to the wrong wizard one time and poof! Soul-bound into a magic sword or some such foolishness without so much as an alakazam, and missing the beet harvest for 73 years to boot. I'll just be good old Fabuloso to you fine folks. Unless you're in these parts to deal with this goblin problem we've been having. Oh, you are? Then we'd best make friends now, since I don't expect to know you later. Those little bastards done chewed five other adventuring parties clear down to toe bones over the last fortnight. Call me Pinesol.

konoko

android1000

And y’all want me to vote for this dude?

aflo

another forgotten campaign promise...

niedopalek

I just showed an Olmec guy all the uses we have for corn today and he started milly rocking

irondive

vetchtibbles

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

dragongirlsweetie

hey check out this awesome trick *jumps into a scary hole and is gone*

hungwy

with that attitude you need to go to McManners and order a cordial pleaseburger. with extra polite.

suigintou

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

trans-girl-hank-hill

high as fuck at my mother in law’s watching the puppy bowl before benito bowl domingo. announcer at the puppy bowl just said “iron sharpens iron, or in this case, puppy sharpens puppy”