fifty-two years an imbecile

[thefugitivesaint]

Rowena Morrill (1944-2021), “Omni”, Vol.  10, #4, Jan. 1988 Source

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[nonexistent-triangle]

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

[seventyeight-moose]

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

[nonexistent-triangle]

We have to find it

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[wizardshark]

Buddy you're gonna be a bug in a rug when I'm done with you

[echolaliaplayer]

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

[amazoogle]

new advanced pegrancy test that can tell whether you're pregnort, pregananant or even gregnant

[geigercuntter]

(smiling serenely) i’m going to attack you now

[hotvampireadjacent]

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[nick-nonya]

[temitoka]

got too drunk last night and granted someone a boon

[tuxankhamun]

Trial by wombat

[cadimonsignal]

well hello there travelers. Oh, me? I'm just a simple old elf, been tilling this same patch pert near 4 centuries. Fabuloso P. Bissellwater by name. What's the P stand for? Wellll now, I don't choose to bandy about my full name to any but my friends. You blab your handle to the wrong wizard one time and poof! Soul-bound into a magic sword or some such foolishness without so much as an alakazam, and missing the beet harvest for 73 years to boot. I'll just be good old Fabuloso to you fine folks. Unless you're in these parts to deal with this goblin problem we've been having. Oh, you are? Then we'd best make friends now, since I don't expect to know you later. Those little bastards done chewed five other adventuring parties clear down to toe bones over the last fortnight. Call me Pinesol.

[konoko]

[android1000]

And y’all want me to vote for this dude?

[aflo]

another forgotten campaign promise...

[niedopalek]

I just showed an Olmec guy all the uses we have for corn today and he started milly rocking