#IceBear4President

Lover of pie, pickles, and men who are too old for me. Part time writer/mad scientist. Full time loony. . If you'd like you can follow me on Twitter @pickledbeetles

[dotshaft]

“Oh wow I wonder which of Ash’s many cool pokemon living with Professor Oak they’ll do a cool cameo for.”

AHH YES ASH’S HUNDREDS OF TAUROS FROM THE SAFARI ZONE

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HE HAS NOT FORGOTTEN THEM :D

[thebestoftumbling]

80-year-old man builds a dog train to take rescued stray dogs on adventures

[szagold]

wowthing

[wowthing]

BYE!!!!!!!

[hustlerose]

STOP MAKING BAD DECISIONS AT 3AM

JUST GO TO BED

[hustlerose]

shut the fuck up bitch

[hustlerose]

oh wait this is my post

[tastefullyoffensive]

Worth it. (via welder22)

[slowspinningredemption]

“Legacy. What is a legacy? It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.” – Hamilton, 2015  

[brucebanners-deactivated2019042]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) dir. Terry Gilliam

[sunglasses-kitaro]

[terriamon]

you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew

Naruto Naruto

[carybear]

but what about sasuke?

[terriamon]

[nidoqueen]

[foodblueprint]

I think you should watch this

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

yella creens

[cizayox]

“handfools of yella crayens”

[aidn]

this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months

[figmas]

[sunglasses-kitaro]

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[twitterlols]

[bulldogology]

[tagfer]

Yes, I Trust Him

[theladyfiend]

8 Mike Nelson facts just because.

Sources: (x) (x) (x)

Bonus: Evidently he draws randomly whenever he is in a meeting/being interviewed.

[mst3kgifs]

Aaaand we’ve run out of characters.