Vikings Do Not Wallow

I'm Paige. I like animals. That's it.

[mossgarden1]

My only joy right now, the memes

[kingdomsheart]

WE GET TO SEE OUR SON IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS!

[keybladesoras]

#LET MY SON BE A PIRATE DONALD!

[thechocobros]

J A N U A R Y  29, 2019

[imitationlulu]

I CANT LOOK AT THIS

[dark-without-light]

STOP

[markdoesstuff-deactivated202210]

H E L P

[enoughtohold]

i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this

[transwolvie]

We have to eradicate the straights

[petr1kov]

what is it called, again…? (x)

[mxtomituck]

HOLY FUCK

[onceiwashere]

unpopular opinion

the grinch was sexy BEFORE he was played by benedict cumberbatch. if you only want to fuck the grinch because he might be played by benedict cumberbatch then DONT act like a real grinch fan when some of us have died for this. fuck you

[sapphia]

this is the worst way i could have found out they’re making a grinch who stole christmas remake

[awful-and-terrible]

(full view)

Can we, as a society, just collectively agree to stop doing this? It’s pretty played out by this point.

[jaynejezebelle]

Don Bluth only knew how to draw one man, but dammit he wasn’t gonna let that stop him.

[goodpokemonedit-deactivated2018]

Brionne is 87.5% male. There is no reason why it should be wearing a frilly top like a girl who went to some girl store to buy a girl top like a girl. If you use a male Brionne, you’d better be ready to give up your man card because you are either [1] a gay, or [2] a girl, and I honestly don’t know which is worse. Gay girls are fine, though, of course, since they’re hot.

During my first run of Pokémon Y, I picked a male Fennekin without knowing what its evolutions looked like. When it evolved into Braixen I immediately went into a coma. After I woke up, the doctor said I had lost 80% of my brain function, but I didn’t care or understand what she (a woman doctor!) said. Now I draw pictures of boobs and virginias for three hours every day to try to regain my manhood.

I decided to try to fix Brionne and make it more masculine. Now it is powerful. You might be wondering about Brionne having a 12.5% chance to be female, but I think this design would be appropriate for women, too. I saw a lady wearing pants yesterday and I still got turned on—I think that proves my point.

I just wish Pokémon would follow nature more closely like I do. You don’t see any male poodles or peacocks, do you? Any female pit bulls or sharks? No. If animals have to follow the natural gender roles I made up, then so do Pokémon.

[limitforms]

[picklepaigebwah]

Some one get me this $1000 kitten for Christmas. He's so ridiculous I love him, I've always wanted a Peterbald with fur.

[permittedvermin]

[tamamoland]

[aeonlamb]

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[snartha]

hufflepuff more like hufflePREP amirite

[williammurderface-blog]

THIS IS SO GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL I LOVE YOU

[long-gone-silvers]

My soul has fled my body

[ramtiger]

Kingdom Hearts Unchained X (2016)