Brittany

help me be happy by liking and reblogging my stuff thanks

[zuge-deactivated20131228]

i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[unbotheredmuse]

[ch-cago]

Teachers be like “I’m more than happy to accommodate students with mental illnesses or disabilities. I just don’t excuse any absences, offer extra credit, or accept late homework. Also my only office hours are off campus on the last full moon of every other month”

[oidrockstars]

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

[stephanievex]

when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:

[apjvff]

we're all hoes under the same blue sky

[kr33z-tal]

and at this point we should all sit in a circle and knit a gigantic sweater and then all wear the sweater

[dailyfrogs]

lovondese

[anactualfrog]

wtf is lovondese

[dailyfrogs]

lovondese frogs baby!!!!!!!!

[memewhore]

[amargedom]

“The most terrible poverty is loneliness, and the feeling of being unloved.”

— Mother Teresa (via naturaekos)

[vladtheunfollower]

[i-chew-on-pushpins]

kittens are so fucking stupid & i love them

[mishacolins]

Unknown number: *calls me*

Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that

[racial]

a club but the dj just plays the animal crossing soundtrack on repeat

[chaszoebrown]

Would be, as the kids say, Litty as a titty.

[racial]

hm. i don’t think anybody says that

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This is so sad alexa disable my ability to dwell in the memories of relationships I had to leave behind

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

Me: Wow I feel good 

My body dysmorphia: You look like this

[sydneycinema]

what the rising signs are attracted to

aries: independence, pretty eyes, jawline, athleticism, flirtatiousness, someone who will chase them/someone they can chase, conventional attractiveness tbh

taurus: deep/pretty voice, humbleness, touchiness, people with money, people who are secure mentally and irl

cancer: softness (body and demeanor), nurturing, dimples, great cuddlers, good with kids

gemini: nice hands, good sense of humor, very smart, tall people, dirty/flirty talk, good conversationalists, artistic people

leo: popularity, self-sufficiency, good ass hair, ambition, good with kids, athleticism

virgo: attentiveness, hippie outlook on life, good cooks, again people who are secure mentally and irl, people who will follow their rules/people who will give them rules

libra: great smile, wealthy, dark hair, fun and popular, also tall people, classic rom-com acts of love, teasing

scorpio: someone willing to divulge their whole life to them, honesty, unique or roman noses, some dangerousness oo, little bit of drama or conflict, “forbidden love”

sagittarius: nice thighs/legs/ass, spontaneity, big dick energy (lol jk), a cosmopolitan, people who will experiment, not big into commitment, people who love travel or are from a different country or place

capricorn: authority, determination, responsibility, dominance or submissiveness, people who can command a room, good bone structure, natural beauty, good brows

aquarius: intelligence, playfulness, little bit of mystery, open mindedness, people who will try anything once, cultured people

pisces: meaningful intimacy, absolute commitment bordering on obsession, “bad” boys/girls, someone they can “help”

* if you can’t relate, maybe take a gander at your venus/mars/7th house sign to see if that’s a better fit *