fuck you and your eyebrows

INFJ. queer. don't be a fuckass.

[farmhandler]

Hunger: A (18+) Shendak Zine

Exciting news!!

The Shendak zine is finally ready and free to download! This zine focuses on the relationship between Shiro and Sendak from Voltron: Legendary Defender.

This zine was a labor of love for the organizers and participants involved, and while they didn't end up being able to offer physical rewards, it's entirely free to download the finished zine now!!! Please enjoy the spicy dynamic this rarepair brings, and check out the artists involved, too!

This zine is 18+, so minors begone.

Click here to get it

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[whencartoonsruletheworld]

i got a fucking. advertisement on youtube. from google ai. saying. without sarcasm and with complete sincerity. "if shakespeare is too hard for you, you can always have our ai explain it to you." im gonna throw up. im gonna throw a molotov cocktail. if i see that ad again im reporting it for hate speech. how fucking dare you. i will kill you with my bare hands. with my exit pursued by a bear hands. i will tear google headquarters down brick by brick. im going to start biting people.

[devilsskettle]

Lady Bird (2017) / Sharp Objects, Gillian Flynn / Sharp Objects (2018) / We Need To Talk About Kevin, Lionel Shriver / Fleabag (2016-2019) / Baby Teeth, Zoje Stage

[mayclair]

lynne shako / survival, adult mom / lady bird (2017) dir. greta gerwig / @honeytuesday / the ghost is dead, long live the ghost, mara avath / the importance of being earnest, oscar wilde / lady bird (2017) dir. greta gerwig / sharp objects, gillian flynn / the unbearable lightness of being, malin kudera (trans. michael henry heim)

[bleekay]

[daydreaming-realist]

New linocut I made at work.

[vintage-tigre]

[obriy]

the scars are part of me, darkness and harmony...

[catcrumb]

[michameinmicha]

There are posts for explaining your url but i want one for blog title, so ill just make one myself:

Reblog this and tell us in the tags what your blog title means!

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

I see the neurodivergent girlies are enjoying this

[singingwithoutwords]

Ship Sizes

Supercarrier: fandom flagship.  Everybody and their dog ships it.  The fandom is glutted with artwork and fic.  You cannot escape this ship.

Dreadnought: massively popular.  Nearly everybody ships it.  You can, with dedication, in theory, reach the end of the AO3 archive for the ship’s tag, but it’ll take a long time.

Cruiser: pretty popular ship.  Not everyone ships it, but everyone knows about it.  Has a good amount of fic/art, and probably multiple ask blogs.

Frigate: just plain popular.  Feels like it could use more fanworks.  New people to the fandom might not know about it, but they’ll stumble across it sooner rather than later.

Gunboat: bit of a rarepair.  It might have an ask blog or two.  A couple big name fans ship it.  Probably only takes a few weeks to get through the entire AO3 backlog, and one new fic gets added during that time.

Tugboat: rarepair.  Almost never seen except as a side pairing to a more popular ship.  You can usually get through everything on AO3 in a matter of days.  You’ve forgotten what it is to be picky about what you read.

Rowboat: less than a dozen people ship it.  You all know each other.  You exist in an endless cycle of the same five people desperately producing art and fic and one person who constantly contributes headcanons.

Canoe: you are one of maybe three people who ship it, and there’s a not-insignificant chance you’ve never encountered those other two hypothetical shippers.  You spend your days paddling furiously in hopes of keeping the ship afloat, dreaming of the day you upgrade to a rowboat so you can finally rest.

[samjohnssonvt]

Submarine: Quite a few people ship it, but nobody wants to admit to shipping it. Will randomly appear and throw the other ships into confusion.

[rainewynd]

Pontoon: that random crossover ship with that one black dress character/trope/fandom everyone will ship with everything else. Has the potential to turn into a massive party until someone gets sick and everyone goes home.

[prokopetz]

Pedalo: That iconic bizarre crackship whose proponents claim they’re only into it ironically, but secretly they’re all dead serious.

[justacookieofacumberbatch]

Paging @amythe3lder for the pool noodle definition.

[amythe3lder]

Barge: Not quite seaworthy, but buoyant in both the literal and figurative senses. Someone is always merrily drunktweeting about it at 11pm on Saturday night and then wistfully sobertweeting about it 4 hours later from their kitchen floor. The kind of ship that generates more playlists than fic. Artfully covered in trash and dirty laundry.

Raft: There’s two-to-four people who Ship It Hard and a few others who grab onto the side for safety when there’s drama on their usual flagship.

Barrel: There’s orphaned fic of it. There’s unsigned art of it. There’s headcanon asks on anon. Someone must ship it, but no one knows why or who they are. Your friend got a glimpse once before they ducked back down.

Pool Noodle: It’s just you, kicking your feet. You named the ship and wrote it on your noodle with a big sharpie. You tell people about it and are met with confused blinking. Most of the fics in the tag were either written by you or for you. You are caught between wanting to shout about how lovely life is on this floating scrap of whimsy and fearing that your noodle can’t bear much weight. Or worse, that someone will come over and dunk you, take your noodle and fwhap you on the head with it. 

[iffeelscouldkill]

This is a brilliant guide 😆

[solluxisms]

Ever Given: the fandom Supercarrier is, unfortunately, your NOTP, and it is impossible to find art/fic/meta of your preferred ship without being impeded by the Ever Given’s presence.

[heavensghost]

‘And now that you don’t have to be perfect, you can be good.’ - John Steinbeck, east of Eden

my art

[userscully]

MERLIN (2008-2012)

[scalestails]

So this happened at work today.

I

don’t know what to say

[funnelcloudd]

🚨🚨🚨SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE🚨🚨🚨

[tamamoreblogs]

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

What’s with these homies dissing my krill

[artyphex]

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

[moonwatcher13]

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

[skywalkerchick1138]