girl, sometimes you gotta be a man

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preacherwyndham‌:

Nathan couldn’t help but snort at the comment, shaking his head. He knew he definitely wasn’t dressed for the occasion, but hey, he didn’t feel like changing out of his work clothes just yet. “Oh darlin’, don’t I know that. But hey, gotta get th’ stressoff somehow, and lemme tell ya, it ain’t from th’ church.” He breathed, taking another sip from the bottle. “I mean, it ain’t my story t’really tell, but… Long story short, I’m probably gonna end up whoopin’ my uh… Best friend’s dad’s ass for hurtin’ ‘im.” He knew he couldn’t say the word ‘boyfriend’ jut quite yet. Not for a little bit longer, hopefully. “Y’frequent here a lot? Might be where I know ya from.”

“Listen, honeypuff... my gay ass smells some excuses. That’s your best friend?” Polly raised an eyebrow. Yeah, right. Then again, nobody knew how hard it was to say the word boyfriend out loud at first like he did. “No matter who he is, you shouldn’t waste your pretty hand’s smoothness on some stinky grandpa ass.” She wiggled her hands like she was trying to shake something disgusting off them. “Think real hard. Will it make anything better, huh?” Polly laughed, taking another sip. “I should open up a hotline or something. Polly’s Psychological Pathways, what do ya’ think?” Finally, she looked around. “Huh. Some times. Honestly, darling, it’s hard to forget me if you saw me anywhere with all this conflama, right?”

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woodyanders‌:

sat with his arms crossed at the bar , whiskey infront of him ( was it his second .. third ?? ) woody had a face like a slapped ass . the male looked miserable , and that was before you focused on his crooked nose , the bruises and cuts on his face that looked as if he’d gone ten rounds with muhammed ali . “ my face ‘s always this long , “ the male returned , gesturing to his elongated features , not really understanding the meaning of the comment . “ ‘n it’s complicated .. i don’t s’pose you have all night for me to explain the shortfalls of my fuckin’ family .“

“Ah, sure, toots.” Polly nodded along and already labeled him a little slow. “Listen, I’m sure your face is lovely once cleaned up.” She lightly touched his arm, long press-on nails grazing the fabric of his shirt. “I got some time, but honestly, look at me. I don’t look this fierce to be frowning all night. And you shouldn’t either! Hey, family’s who you choose, right?” She gestured around the room. “I learned that way back, you’ll see!”

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preacherwyndham‌:

After coming home and seeing Woody completely battered and bruised after a recent incident with his dad, Nathan needed something to drink to calm himself down. Luckily, the bar was just a few blocks down the road from the church, and a few blocks more was his home. So if he wanted, to, he could easily get shitfaced and walk home, which he planned to do. He ordered up a bottle of Jack, not caring that he still had his preacher uniform on. He was downing it when he heard the other exclaim, making him choke. “Long-” Another choke, “Story…. Don’t reckon y’even got th’ time for it, really.” He glanced over to the other with a raised brow. “Y’look familiar. Do I know ya from somewhere?”

Polly’s gaze fell to the man’s outfit again and she cleared her throat. “I might be overstepping, but honey, that spirit” - she gestured toward the bottle in his hand - “ain’t the holy spirit, father. I got aaaall night long, you can lay it all on me.” She grabbed the drink from the bartender and put the straw to her pursed lips while eyeing the man in the preacher’s outfit. What a sight. “What, little old me? Let me tell you, it’s not from church.”

[pickmypockets]

Polly pushed herself through to the bar and leaned against it, snapping her fingers as she demanded the bartender’s attention. “One more please, darling!” She shouted, making a kissy-face and holding up her empty cockail glass as she made eye contact with them. Then, she turned to the person next to her at the bar. “Oh sweet Jesus, holy Mary!” She exclaimed. “I’m sorry, did I step on your foot, puss? Why the long face, who died?” She took a good look at them, taking as much of a step back as she could in the crowd.

@atlanta-rpgstarters​

[pickmypockets]

JAMES MARSHALL - QUESTIONNAIRE

@atlanta-rpgstarters

“Don’t touch my hair, hoe.”

BASIC INFORMATION

FULL NAME: James Marshall

NICKNAME(S): J, Polly

DATE OF BIRTH: August 8 1990

ZODIAC SIGN: Leo

RELIGION: Lana Del Rey’s music

PHYSICAL INFORMATION

HEIGHT:  5′ 7″

EYE COLOUR: Brown

HAIR COLOUR: Chocolate colored

DOMINANT HAND: Both

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Warm smile

TATTOO(S): None

SCAR(S): A big one on the knee, a small one on his right hand

PIERCING(S): Ears

GLASSES: For reading

BACKGROUND INFORMATION

HOMETOWN: Atlanta

CURRENT RESIDENCE: Atlanta

LANGUAGE(S): English, French

PARENT #1: Joanne Marshall

PARENT #2: Peter Marshall

SIBLING(S): Helene Marshall, Elizabeth Marshall

CHILDREN: None

PET(S): A turtle named Viola

VICES + HABITS

SMOKES?: Only at parties and in drag.

DRINKS?: Too much.

DRUGS?: He tried in NYC, but wasn’t a fan.

VIOLENT?: Never.

ADDICTION(S)?: Candy.

SELF-DESTRUCTIVE?: Used to be. Now he’s more self-fulfilling.

HABIT(S): Cracking his knuckles. Some find it disgusting.

HOBBIES: Sewing, white wine, going to the gym, 

LIKES: Singing (terribly) in the shower, glitter, female rap, supernatural podcasts, Reese’s pieces, dogs

DISLIKES: Pidgeons, cold weather, rollercoasters

MEDICAL HISTORY: As a kid, he fell and ripped open his knee pretty bad, he has a big scar from it. Once he had to go to the hospital in drag because he reached for a shattered wine glass. Other than that he regularly pricks and cuts himself while sewing.

[mariella-becker-deactivated2020]

。.✦ ☾ starter - open @atlanta-rpgstarters​ )

pzzzt brrrzzt . the EMF meter clutched in her hands was going off the charts , but to a non-believer that could’ve meant anything – some faulty wiring , a flickering light-switch , coincidence ?? mariella would dispute otherwise . “ shh , shut up . i’m almost there . there’s someone here , i can feel it – “ shoving against the other , rather small compared to their height , she glanced down at the fluctuating numbers before huffing deeply through flared nostrils . “ dammit . looks like mr ghosty took a hike . it’s been way too long since i got a reaction from one of these things . did you – did you need anything ?? sorry for pushin’ you , “ 

[pickmypockets]

“Are.. are you looking for a ghost?” James stared at the small girl who’d just bumped into his frame and made him stumble. “That’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. Teach me. Come on, teach me!” He laughed, suddenly wondering if he’d overstepped since he hadn’t even introduced himself before asking this random stranger to teach him how to hunt ghosts. Maybe that wasn’t even one of those detect-ghosts-machines, maybe it was a freaking walkie-talkie or something.

[pickmypockets]

you have a bad relationship with your mother

Make an assumption about me.

False.

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You don't like spicy food.

Make an assumption about me.

False.

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you're struggling with your identity

Make an assumption about me.

False.

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you're scared of the future

Make an assumption about me.

False.

[askboxmemes]

True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.

[hunters-schafer]

Where was your first kiss?

[pickmypockets]

47, 53, 70

47. Who was the last person to call you?My mom. She’s amazing, we talk every day.

53. Is Christmas stressful?No! It’s literally the only time of the year I truly have off. So I go home, eat good food and get to hang out with my lovely family that I see way too little.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?Most beneficial to me would be a cook! Yes! Or just a sugar daddy, no matter what his profession is.

[pickmypockets]

1, 6, 14, 27, 33, 50, 79, 82

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?One hundred percent!

6. What are you excited for? Performing tonight. I have just finished making this gorgeous velvet number and my body looks snatched in it. Can’t wait to throw on my mug and wig and slay these hoes!

14. What are you going to spend money on next?Ugh, I spotted some sequin fabric in my favorite fabric store.. and I have to get it, it’ll have everyone gagged. Just waiting on that paycheck.

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?Already answered this, but, NO! Never!

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?Oh, no, honey. I drink a lot of pretty drinks.

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?No!

79. What was the last concert you saw?Lana Del Rey. I live for her. But I see a lot of local queens perform, if that counts.

82. Favorite type of cookie?Macadamia nut anything!

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27, 32, 44, 49

49. Do you dance in the car?I don’t drive, but I’ll dance anywhere. Armiography!

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?Never. I’m a goofball and humor is my number one thing.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?I don’t have romantic feelings for anyone right now.

44. Do you tan in the nude? Depends on where I am. Wink, wonk.

[pickmypockets]

[sophiieem]