Cheesy Pickup Lines™

A collection of the best pickup lines the internet has ever come up with.

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send me an ask lovelies💕💫 i'm sick and bored and binging netflix come keep me company,,

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can y'all pretty girls stop being straight i'm just tryna get a date here smh

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is my friend homophobic?

- “i don’t attack gays but i don’t agree with their lifestyle”

- “if there’s a gay pride shouldn’t there be a straight pride too?”

- “pink is for girls”

- “does this make me look gay?”

- “i’ve stopped listening to lady gaga once she came out.”

- “but makeup/dresses/stockings are for girls!”

- “that shirt makes you look gay, go change”

- “you’re a man, stop crying!”

- “what? she’s too pretty to be gay!”

- “ew is that a rainbow on your shirt??”

- “stop cursing it’s not ladylike”

- “but jess is a girl’s name”

if you’ve heard them say something similar then chances are that yes, they’re homophobic. feel free to add to the list.

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- “why does your dog have a purple collar if it’s a boy”

- “she’s a lesbian? oh, her father must’ve abused them then”

- “i’m a devoted christian i only listen to what the bible says, sorry”

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I’m heartbroken at all the comments this post of mine has received since I’ve uploaded it. Please, anyone, if you ever feel the need to talk or have any questions, my ask is open! May all your hearts find peace and happiness, let’s spread acceptance and positivity!💕💫

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I'll try my best to help y'all sweethearts💝

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#034

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Soup is hot

And so are you

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it’s time for a sleepover!

send me any of the below into my ask (anon or not!):

about your day

your real life crush

your tumblr crushes

your dreams

your favourite memory

an interesting fact about yourself

something you’re worried about

something you’re excited about

a confession

an embarrassing story

an unpopular opinion

my opinion on…

my advice on…

my top five…

have you ever…

would you rather…

any book/tv shows/movie/song recommendations

rants about random things that are bothering you

just anything…

literally anything!!!

[spidderboy]

fill up my askbox

tell me about your crush

gush over your boy/girlfriend

talk about your day

tell me your plans for the week

recommend some good music, movies, tv shows or books

ask me personal questions, invade my privacy

ask for advice

rant about whatever makes you happy or upset

send me your fav blogs

send me wyr, mlt, fmk, etc

whatever! just come talk to me!

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Tip.2;

Still unsure if they’re gay or not? Just ask “Wanna kiss?” and judge their reaction. In case of emergency just hand them a Hershey’s and say “Oh come on, I am gay but not that gay”

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Tip;

If you’re lgbt and have no idea if your crush is gay or not just ask them if they know Hayley Kiyoko, if they react ding ding go get the dong dong. And also if someone randomly mentions the queen then yes they are 110% lgbt you’re welcome

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is my friend homophobic?

- “i don’t attack gays but i don’t agree with their lifestyle”

- “if there’s a gay pride shouldn’t there be a straight pride too?”

- “pink is for girls”

- “does this make me look gay?”

- “i’ve stopped listening to lady gaga once she came out.”

- “but makeup/dresses/stockings are for girls!”

- “that shirt makes you look gay, go change”

- “you’re a man, stop crying!”

- “what? she’s too pretty to be gay!”

- “ew is that a rainbow on your shirt??”

- “stop cursing it’s not ladylike”

- “but jess is a girl’s name”

if you’ve heard them say something similar then chances are that yes, they’re homophobic. feel free to add to the list.

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- "why does your dog have a purple collar if it's a boy"

- "she's a lesbian? oh, her father must've abused them then"

- "i'm a devoted christian i only listen to what the bible says, sorry"

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#033

I'd say "God bless you" but it looks like he already did.

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#032

[Scroll through your phone, stop and stare at a certain picture] waaahhh they're so pretty!!

[Person of interest, leaning closer] who?

[Show them the front camera]

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#031

You look a lot like my next girlfriend.