shattered souls filled with gold

also PluckingPathways, this is my fun blog.

[stimman4000]

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[wildlyunlikelybabe]

I suddenly understand why jewelry is expensive

[charlesoberonn]

Broke: Barbie's many different careers are a way to sell dolls and accessories to little kids.

Woke: Barbie had every single one of those careers and is an immortal timeless being.

Bespoke: Barbie's different careers are different versions of Barbie from across the multiverse who occasionally swap place with each other or combine into one Barbie.

[charlesoberonn]

[princesstadashi]

SO THERE’S SOMETHING Y’ALL SHOULD KNOW ABOUT...

[ginger-le-gay-deactivated202008]

Attack of the clones

[copperbadge]

I have often used Barbie to explain Greek mythology, and people laugh until I explain it, and then they get really serious and thoughtful. 

I say, “The Greeks ascribed aspects to gods. Apollo had many aspects, but all were Apollo. He’s like Barbie that way. She’s an astronaut, a veterinarian, and a rollerskater, but no matter which of those things she is in the moment, she is always still Barbie. She is Barbie in her aspect as.” 

Then people get not only the idea of “aspects” of godhood, but also, well, the changeable yet eternal nature of Barbie. 

[bryanchuckbrennan]

When I tell you I snorted!

[nyanbinyuri]

legolas:

gimli:

aragorn:

gandalf:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

BLEASE

[puffinken-deactivated20190814]

Gollum

[english-history-trip]

Eomer:

Boromir:

Elrond:

[housered]

Eowyn:

Arwen:

[lordxeras]

“I am no man” *extinguishes cigarette in the Witch King’s empty face*

[stuckatmyhouse12]

Idk why but i find it funny that the lake im staying by is called Lake Gender

[mo-ondial]

how dare you make the funniest joke ever and hide it in the tags

[stuckatmyhouse12]

Which popular blog reblogged this

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

Hell world

[homoslovenc]

capitalism ruined art and entertainment

[notlostonanadventure]

Keep reblogging this it’s shaming them into prolonging shows

[enby-entity24-deactivated201910]

Jesus christ.

[33v0]

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

[33v0]

look at this shit

They radiate peace

[lizardsister]

capybaras are friend shaped

[gaylor-moon]

I love this post

[cantavier]

This is actually a cool thing I know about!

In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.

Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.

Like puppies

Ducks

Deer

Emus

They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!

[screambirdscreaming]

mom shaped

[queerhumanbeing]

@altruistic-skittles is this you?

[vanilla-bean-buttercream]

I might be

[khadij-al-kubra]

Capymomra

[heckoffmate]

What a blessed species.

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[hellysblunt]

HELLO???????????!!!!!!

[naramdil]

[heelhozier]

HNFNFJSJAJAJDJJGKDS

[caroldanversenthusiast]

no cops at pride just tessa thompson and her massive guns

[caroldanversenthusiast]

BONUS:

[fiovske]

i thought yall meant these guns:

[caroldanversenthusiast]

all forms of tessa thompson’s guns are appreciated

[paperseverywhere]

…

And then I find out the fanfic hasn’t updated for over a year.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WE CAN ALL RELATE TO THIS POST

[artfighterblog]

Yep lol

[pollyjean]

why can’t MY life be a 50k slow burn friends to lovers fic

[presbyteriansideblog]

[xubbs]

I could be wrong but what’s interesting to me personally is that Elijah wasnt just mad, he was scared for his life cuz there was a queen who wanted him dead so Elijah ran and told God he wanted to die because he was in such anguish

But God is so good and He always knows what we need!

[archer-bro]

Notice too that he didn’t even give Elijah some encouraging words to comfort him.  He just told him to eat.  Sometimes just being there and making sure someone gets through their anguish is enough.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

AND THUS SPOKE THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE

“Why don’t you have a some food and maybe you’ll feel better.“

[goatyellsateverything]

And God said, “Have a Snickers.”

[xphilosoraptorx]

And Elijah inquired of the Lord, asking “Why?” and the Lord replied, “Because thou doth lament greatly when thou art hungry”.

Thus Elijah took and he ate of the confection, finding it to be exceedingly satisfying.

The Lord then asked, “Art thou better?”, and Elijah replied, “Indeed Lord, I am better”. Then the Lord further advised Elijah, saying unto him, “Thou art not thineself when thou art hungry”.

[sighinastorm]

quality religious jokes, people

[wulferson]

@wingedarrows

[woodelf68]

The pictures make the post. Started laughing out loud so hard.

[viejospellejos]

Una auténtica Jedi

[ablaske]

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK

[bae-in-maine]

Holy shit.

[mell-bell]

Um marry me?

[notquite09thereyet]

This is AH-MAZING! However I still can’t help wondering what I always do when it comes to lightsabers. How come more Jedis don’t have mechanical limbs? Bc you know there are accidents.

[itstheenglishkid]

I’m sitting on my porch in a sun hat trying to write and I just think I deserve to be a somewhat successful author who goes on writing retreats to summer-like destinations and has a beautifully curated instagram about it

[trash-pandasss]

My friends: You’re so innocent!

My family: You’re so innocent!

Anybody that meets me: You’re so innocent!

The world: You’re so innocent!

Me, reading smutty fanfiction at 3 am: *chuckles in the dark*