God's in his heaven. All's right with the world.

Wulf - they/she/he - 27. Unfortunately STILL a sterile processing technician full time, but I'm also an artist and professional musician. In my free time I like to draw and play way too many video games for my own good. I'm a massive nerd for Hollow Knight, Evangelion, Soulsborne, Fate, Trigun lately, and a bunch of other stuff.

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[quantum-wordsmith]

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[314eater]

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches

[boredbug-deactivated20130822]

you looking for this my friend?

[semememes-blog]

why is there a gif for this

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[silliestflowergirl]

4. uno

[notmonaca]

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

[wellfine]

TRAGEDY: every member of a once-flourishing group chat is now employed

[trankinstein]

Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

[earhartsease]

start an onlyacolytes account to pay for tuition

[archivemol]

*tips muppet* m’namana

[falvie-blog]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS I TRIED TO SCROLL PAST I REALLY DID

[enki2]

[screechingcollectivechorus]

Excited for the traffic jams this will cause. I hope at least one casino gets shut down due to a (nonlethal) slot machine crowd crush incident

[funpression]

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

[isa-ah]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

[twistcmyk]

[twistcmyk]

[thememedaddy]

[gothicprep]

one of my classic texts, from the archives

[thinkingabout-girls]

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

[ouppygirlcity]

[hagiomoto]