A small girl in the big world.

The life and times of an ordinary individual who has dreams and passions.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Give a man a beer, and he entertains you. Hold a man’s beer, and he entertains the world.

[picturedis]

Sometimes when there is a low in conversation my boyfriend gets nervous and starts serenading me. He sucks at making rhymes on the spot though but he makes up for it in complements or random stories. It is the best and now I can’t imagine a world without it. It. is. my. Favorite. Thing. Now I just stop talking sometimes in hopes to get one of these magical presents. Now I’m worried that was his end goal all along.

[ms-demeanor]

Hey I saw that tumblr post earlier that’s like “did you have a bad day or did your thoughts and emotions run wild for 20 minutes” and that was super extra helpful when I was upset by a call to my doctor so thanks for sharing that, tumblr, I’m having an okay day, I just had a bad half hour.

High fives, time to check three things off the to-do list to get past the bad half hour.

[botanyshitposts]

In Europe a lot of people eat white asparagus. They are grown in the dark so they never turn green. Might also have to do with the species. But white asparagus don't see sunlight. It makes the flavour and texture a lot softer than the green ones. (you have to peel the outside layer tough, that part can be rather tough.) Here in the Netherlands we eat both white and green asparagus depending on the season.

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Girls who grew up with brothers are usually way funnier than girls who grew up with sisters

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

not really a submission. i’d just like to see what your normal handwriting looks like

uuuUUUUUUUUH not fuckin great

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

for context this is my half orc muscle wizard (homebrew class, only change is my spells r based on strength, think armstrong from FMA) and i just levelled up to level 2 which would explain why my stats suck so hard rn 

[rilesjellybean]

“just draw yourself better handwriting”

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

lmao im living proof that that is NOT how calligraphy works, not if i wanna get my stuff done on time

Also EREVAN is there in caps because the whole goddamn party kept forgetting the name of the dude at the guild hall so i just made it look real important

[irisharchaeology]

From a 9th century Irish manuscript, the phrase ‘massive hangover’ (Latheirt) written in the ancient Irish text Ogham. The monk must have been having a very rough day…..

Source 

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh right this one

[theoreticalpermaculture]

[sunkeepersolarpunkmusic]

Leaving this for myself if not others because someday I want to be able to grow my own food

[just-shower-thoughts]

Not showing blood on violent games could cause a disconnect between violent behavior and doing harm to others, making child more violent on the long run

[greelin]

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

[iheartgrandma]

fun fact! granny smith is nabed aftr marea am smift frugh huh dibrack blarn eat showegh whale snert yargh hugh mort B

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[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

[voiceofnature]

Hobbit’s Dream - On Airbnb

[veryfunnymemes]

[botanyshitposts]

me: grasses are kinda boring :/

me 3 seconds later when i see a fucking enormous grass: 

[squareallworthy]

someone just left a book on my doorstep and it’s just a huge list? of people’s names and phone numbers? like someone doxxed the entire town? wtf???

[endangered-justice-seeker]

This is our future and I have to say they are doing amazing! This is revolutionary I also love how all colors are banding together! They are brave & doing what needs to be done  ✊🏿                                                             

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

I am rooting for the future