Pidgeon @pidgeonzeph - Tumblr Blog

HELLUR

This is my intro post <3

I go by Pidge, Kaden, Denki, or Elliot, any nicknames are welcome as well as petnames that aren't super fem and joking insults (idiot, dumbass, that sorta thing) just pls clarify that its a joke

My pronouns are he/they/it/wisp/pup/xe/she but my preference changes

Pidge fictionkin from Voltron: Legendary Defenders, Kaminari Denki fictionkin from My Hero Academia, and Gangle fictionkin from The Amazing Digital Circus

Im an age regressor and crow/fox/german shep therian as well as Na’vi kin, my agere blog is @lil-pidgey and cg blog is @bigbrosammie613

IM A MINOR, ADULTS DONT DM ME I WILL BLOCK YOU

Dms are open for other teens though, just know I can sound really stiff or awkward in text and I might not understand sarcasm without tone tags

I loooove making art out of cheap stuff and recycling, wasting isnt in my dictionary

Music is life lol, I sing, play piano, guitar, ukulele, and handbells (not super well known instrument but absolutely gorgeous, here's a choir playing them) also IM IN A BAND RN YAY

Im an author!!! My main book is super in progress and I make little spin off stories based on musicals and songs, idk if I'll post anything about them tho. I also write music and am thinking about making an official recording of a song I wrote, I dunno

fyi, I'm autistic and have some other disorders so I'm sorry if my tone seems weird or like I'm not being sincere, I may also not understand social cues

im in a billion fandoms but here are some :)

• THE PITT!!!!

Avatar (James Cameron)

Voltron: Legendary Defender

• My Chemical Romance

• Sally Face

• Gravity Falls

• The Owl House

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared!!!!

• The Amazing Digital Circus

• The Last of Us

• A shit ton of musicals

depsidase

purgatorys-cryptids-art

Goofy Post

To the regressors who are partially animal/anthro animal/etc while regressed, like Havoc (me, the host :3) is a black kitty while regressed but not a full cat cat brain (meaning age regressed but an animal not human, but not pet regressed), do not let the cgs find out we can shapeshift. If the cgs find out we can shape shift they are going to call the pet regressors! /silly/joking/ref

Little Havoc, aka Appa for reference of our explanation (drawing by @bluebirdscribblez )

fizzydog

Ouran but make it inokverse (these are all traced over screenshots from the anime!)

charlesoberonn

What if there was an apocalypse but some people were really really in denial and optimistic and thinking everything will be back to normal soon?

Like they’d be foraging through the ruins of New York for supplies, shooting raiders in the face and saying “Man, this recession is really bad, huh?”

charlesoberonn

Umm….

nacho-lucky-day-buddy

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

fantasticfables

this post, plus that satire one about the increasingly ridiculous callout culture that slowly became more and more accurate

fantasticfables

this one

nacho-lucky-day-buddy

was anything going on in 2017??? did everyone randomly have prophetic visions????????

prussianmaple

charlesoberonn

Another one from 2017 by @nullsynth

ethnostates-deactivated20200722

the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

hollowboobtheory

turns out we had the 2020 vision after all

handoverthehands-deactivated202

“the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls” is actually a really fucking metal quote and i will be using it in the future

pyromania2014

@handoverthehands it’s from Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel. Referenced as well in Spirit of the Radio by Rush and again in Disturbed’s cover of the original.

charlesoberonn

And that in itself was a reference to the Book of Daniel from the bible, when the words of the prophet were written on the Babylonian palace walls.

In the real world, it’s not the kings and people in power who see the signs of doom, but the poor people in the subway, helpless to stop it.

that-is-not-milk

what happened on this post

betthearm

Nothing. This is normal for tumblr

omtai

scone butch... The person for all your pastry and lesbian needs

firochai

underwear is a swear word

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

everyone jokes about the pope's hat but most people don't know it actually serves an important purpose! evolutionary threat display to assert dominance against rival bishops

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

now you might think THIS is a plummage mating display

but popes are bred to aggressively seek territory and hierarchical power, not potential mates. so anytime you see something like this, it's still very much a standard threat display

hairbrainedprojects

Common misconception, but popes are not bred. Rather, like the matriarchy of clownfish, when a pope dies, the strongest of the bishops takes his place

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

actually it's more akin to a hive (with strict gender-based hierarchical work division) where larval bishops are fed queen jelly, prompting their transformation into pseudo-popes, at which point they are left to death battle it out winner takes all

i-dont-think-thats-true

I don’t think that’s true

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

no it's true i checked

stev-bird-from-egypt

I was actually raised catholic so I know this one! The larval bishops when fed queen jelly aren't called pseudo-popes. They're actually called Cardinals, and once the death battle ends, they send up colored smoke as they go into cocoons to finish their transformation into Pope to signal to the hive drone priests that a new Pope has emerged!

kurulover

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

timidusnix

Anything is possible if you Clark it hard enough

solarishashernoseinabook

Making my way through the hospital after grabbing a drink from a vending machine and a guy took one look at me, eight months pregnant, and said "excuse me, do you know where labour and delivery is?"

perfect person to ask honestly I could direct him right there

solarishashernoseinabook

you'd think the labour and delivery department would've sprung for chairs that are more comfortable when you're eight months pregnant

solarishashernoseinabook

well. At least this apparent allergy to ultrasound gel appeared three weeks away from my due date when I'm not likely to have more

pidgeonzeph

jeez, praying for you, bean, and sprout!

kunaigirl

Me: "Damn people are REALLY BAD at knowing when to tag their eyestrain art/images...either that or they just don't care about photosenitive epileptic people like me. I feel really sad now." Person: "But Allison, what if they just don't know or understand what qualifies as eyestrain and what doesn't?" Me: "You know what? That could be a factor...While it is always better to be safe rather than sorry (so YES people should always tag eyestrain even if they're unsure if it "counts" or not) maybe you've got a point?"

Anyways! HERE'S YOUR HANDY GUIDE TO WHAT CAN COUNT AS EYESTRAIN! I'm pulling this straight from the Artfight rules page about what needs to be labeled and filtered as eyestrain because it's VERY helpful and VERY accurate! I also know not everybody has an AF account and might not always have access to this handy guide, and this is an important resource; That's why I'm sharing it here! (under the cut)

PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! THIS IS ABOUT THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF OTHERS!!!

aromanticbastards

[ID:

first image: a table detailing what visuals need/don't need filtering for eyestrain or flashing.

Needs Filtering:

Large amounts of blight colors, including backgrounds

high contrast bright colors

chromic aberration

optical illusions

fast-flashing or bright animation

intense glowing effects

Doesn't need Filtering:

small amounts of bright colors

slow flashing animation (under 3/sec)

minor glowing effects

end first image description.

second image:

example drawings to show what these things look like. each is a nearly featureless humanoid shape in grey, with the relevant thing added to it.

Small amounts of bright colors: a patch of highly saturated pink/cyan each covers the area of one foot and one hand.

high contrast bright colors: the torso of the figure is covered in stripes of various different highly saturated colors.

bright/neon background: a bright pink rectangular area wider than the figure and about half as high is set as a background to the figure.

chromatic aberration/glitch effect: the outlines of the figure have an additional, irregular outline in bright pink and cyan, creating a glitch effect.

intense glow: the face and chest area of the figure ar colored bright cyan, with a white center in heart/eyes, creating a glow effect.

clashing patterns & optical illusions: one leg of the figure is covered in a chessboard pattern, mith the white being alternatingly replaced with bright cyan and bright green.

end ID]