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Ronance is hilarious because robin would sit Nancy down all somber in a way she rarely gets, and be like “just a warning. Before we get serious. You need to know that Steve and I? We’re a package deal. You can’t have me without him. We have a signed contract saying we’ll never take a job without each other. Never live more than four blocks apart. Never leave each other and never die without each other. So. You don’t have to fuck him or anything but know he’s like our platonic trophy husband.” And Nancy would sigh. Look to Karen (regularly pays Steve to babysit holly when she needs a break), holly (loves getting babysat by Steve, who makes her cinnamon toast with sprinkles), and Mike (reluctantly refers to Steve as his babysitter, would lay down his life for the guy, secretly thinks of him as a cool older brother figure) and just mutter, “why the fuck can’t ANYONE in my life be normal about my ex”

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Modern AU where Steve and Eddie meet at their mutual friend’s party. Hit it off, hook up and Steve has to rush off in the morning but leaves behind his number. But then Eddie spills something on the napkin he wrote it on and. Now it’s lost forever. The hottest guy he’s ever met just in the ether never to be found.

Robin dragged Steve to that party to get his mind off a breakup and he spent the whole next day at work telling her about this guy he met. Then he doesn’t call and Steve goes “oh 🥺 that’s okay 🥺” but their circle isn’t that big and with Nancy’s detective skills and Robin’s anger. They find Eddie very quickly

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Robin: Even if I was a worm?

Steve: Especially if you were a worm.

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Steve sitting at Eddie’s kitchen table while Eddie shows him a lovingly hand painted miniature.

“so this is a demogorgon.”

Steve, staring at a two-headed baboon: “mm. No it’s not.”

“what? Yes it is!” Eddie is outraged. King Steve shows up out of nowhere, barges into Eddie’s trailer acting like he knows the place, asks a million questions about d&d (which Eddie didn’t even realize Steve Harrington knew existed), and then refuses to learn anything about it!

“no, see,” Steve says, grabbing a spare character sheet; he draws right on it, ignoring Eddie’s outraged squawk. He draws a big daisy with teeth all over the petals.

Eddie looks at the drawing. Looks at Steve. Looks at the drawing.

“that’s a demogorgon,” Steve says.

“no it is not.”

“Yes it is.” He points at the smaller stick figure beside it helpfully. “That’s me. I’m there for size comparison.”

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Steve Harrington walks into Mrs. Click’s classroom, sans bagel, and beelines for his seat. He’s early for the first time all year. there’s hardly anyone ready in their seats yet. Tommy H. And Carol try to wave him over to their corner but he doesn’t even turn his head.

Steve drops into his seat and flings his bag down. He pulls out a brand new notebook, a sleek pen, and nothing else. He immediately turns to stare Robin in the eye. Lost, Robin stares back. She tries to greet him but ends up squeaking instead. Ouch.

“I would never date Tammy Thompson in a million years.” Steve Harrington tells Robin. She chokes. Then, with a completely serious expression, Steve flips his notebook open, clicks his pen, and asks, “So. What’s the best way to break into a secret government facility?”

Robin wonders if someone laced the drinking water this morning. “Wh-what?”

“It’s not a military base,” Harrington assures her. “More mad scientist lab.”

Robin goggles at him.

He turns and straddles his seat so they’re face to face. This does not ease Robin’s rising panic. Tommy and the other jocks from the basketball team are whispering. Steve taps his pen on her desk. “Come on, Buckley. Ideas. You’re an idea woman, right?”

“I am?”

Steve grins at her, wide and bright and genuine. She’s never seen him smile like that. She blinks. “That’s why they pay you the big bucks.”

Robin says nothing. She can’t say anything. She’s incapable of speech at the moment.

Steve shift like he’s aware he’s losing the crowd. His smile wavers at the edges, but he wiggles his eyebrows. “Get it? Bucks?”

“Bucks.”

“Like Buckley?”

How does Steve Harrington know her name??

Steve sighs when Mrs. Click calls for attention but turns around and sinks down in his seat. Robin is not subjected to an avalanche of bagel crumbs this morning. He doesn’t ask inane questions. She watches as he barely glances up all class, scribbling in that weird notebook.

When the bell rings, they both jump. Robin scrambles to leave first but before she’s even out of her seat Harrington jumps up. He claps his hands, points at her, and exclaims, “Just because they’re not military doesn’t mean they won’t have military grade defenses.”

“You did say it was government run,” Robin agrees. Has Harrington lost his mind? Has she lost her own mind?

“Good thinking, Buckley,” Steve nods. “Don’t sweat Tammy too much. You’re better than a muppet.”

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I CANNOT for the life of me get this Vecna Wins AU idea out of my head of El accidentally sending Steve back in time before everyone dies in the final confrontation. Like, everyone is actively dying and she's getting ready to pull some psychic time travel but locks eyes with Steve (also dying) at the very Last Second and—oops.

Now El isn't back in time. Steve is. And he has no idea what to do about it. He's a traumatized, barely adult monster hunter in the body of a preppy seventeen year old. El hasn't escaped yet. Will Byers isn't missing yet. Back to the Future isn't even a thing yet! How is he supposed to explain this to Dustin???

Cue Steve Harrington Panicking (tm). This is crazy!

But then he looks around. And Hawkins isn't destroyed, and Eddie Munson is still listening to awful music, and Bob Newby is still working at Radio Shack, and Chrissy Cunningham is still cheering.

Hell, Barb is still alive.

Steve is nothing if not an improvisor. Obviously this is not the ideal situation—and he isn't the ideal person for this situation—but he'll work with what he's got. First thing's first, he needs to figure out how to wrangle Literally Everyone In Hawkins into a more safe, non-eaten-or-destroyed-in-some-grisly-fashion state. He's a good babysitter so he'll just. Babysit the entire town. Protect them all. Save El. Save the world. Easy.

To do that, Steve decides he's gonna have to murder Henry Creel.

He needs someone smarter than him to tell him what to do. Stat. Where's Robin, again? Oh, right, she hates him right now. And he and Nancy aren't a thing yet but she's too distracted by the potential of Steve flirting and their next chemistry final to have the bandwidth to understand the Upside Down and Psychic Time Travel. Jonathan hates him too. Joyce and Hopper are still normal adults who will Definitely Not Listen To Steve. He has no clue who the hell that Murray guy even is.

So, he'll have to get the Party to help him. The Party, who are tiny, and defenseless, and Do Not Like Him. He needs these evil little geniuses to like him.

Which is how Eddie Munson opens his door one October morning in 1983 to find King Steve on his doorstep, ranting incomprehensibly about demogorgons and begging to learn DnD.

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When Robin and Eddie and Nancy finally get too curious and get their hands on Steve Harrington’s new super secret notebook they find the world’s most unhinged, harebrained to-do list:

Make the twerps like me so they know they’re safe with me and they don’t need to fight monsters alone because HELLO! BAD IDEA!!

ask Munson to teach me d&d so the twerps like me. Why are they doing math for fun?? Dweebs

explain to Munson that he’s wrong about what a demogorgon is

become best friends with Robin? Or maybe I should keep her out of it this time around??

start a babysitting service. Get gas money out of it this time!!

self defense classes???

Tell Byers he needs to keep an eye on his brother because who the hell lets a kid bike home through the woods in the rain at night

get Nancy a gun

break up with Nancy?

tell her to go out with Byers????

buy Christmas lights

Break El out

break all of them out??

Burn the lab down

kill Henry Creel

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Steve, as soon as Robin answers the phone: I know. I know. I'm fine. Everything is fine.

Steve: I was crossing the street and a car clipped me* but it's fine. I’m fine.

Steve: I even went to the hospital** as a precaution***. They said I’m fine. I even met a guy****

Robin: You have a date with a doctor?

Steve:

Steve: Yeah, sure. Something like that***

*flew over the hood

**by ambulance

***because he was unconscious

****Eddie Munson aka Corroded Coffin guitarist aka the guy that hit Steve with his car aka not a doctor just a guy in a doctor who shirt

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@morganbritton132 tag preservation squad:

#Eddie was also at the hospital because he had a panic attack after hitting a hot guy with his car#Robin is going to see paparazzi pictures of Steve getting hit by the car and theh drive to Hawkins to hit him herself#don't undersell a car accident Steve!