dreamer

Shelley Moretti I'm your favorite mix tape. aim: whattheshelley

[pigeondive]

clowerfrown replied to your post: I didn’t realize there was an ice cube on the...

at first i thought YOU went sliding across the kitchen

I DID

[pigeondive]

I didn’t realize there was an ice cube on the floor, and I stepped on it and went sliding across the kitchen.

That was a close one.

[tealpaws]

[akaashikelji]

a world without memes is a world with no memeing

[pigeondive]

Ariana Grande too.

[book23worm]

Fashionista Sidney Crosby

[definited]

dear attractive people, how do you do that

[pigeondive]

I fall in love with Tinashe a little more every day.

[brown-nena]

You can tell he’s going “ohhHhhhhHHH!” 😩😭 this is so cute lmao

[venusaurphobia]

[watertightsubmarine]

Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.

I give a fuck, nevermore.

merely a bro, nothing more.

#suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door

Quoth the raven, “Swag galore”

#edgar allan bro

And my mom still doesn’t get why tumblr is so fucking amazing.

[pigeondive]

the sorting hat: you can go in Slytherin or Ravenclaw, which do you want?

me: which will make people trust me unquestioningly?

the sorting hat: the answer is Ravenclaw but because you asked that way you're going in Slytherin

me: that's fair.

[postingwhileblack]

This is a great story of acceptance. Think society needs to hear more of these types of stories.

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

look inside yourself. what do you see. you should at least have a few lungs

[starllex]

a few

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

give or take

[ramisuschrist-blog]

me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

[grawly]

who is putting these weird fucking clickbait ads on tumblr anyway

[qwopflop]

the answer may shock you

[pigeondive]

Me: why didn't I get full points for annotations

English teacher: you just wrote "savage" every time Lady Macbeth spoke

[mjalti]

“u shouldn’t use ur phone while it’s charging” and Napoleon shouldn’t have tried to invade Russia during its frigid winter ok but we’re all hellbent on digging our own private graves here