Whomst’ve

Maybe the real cure to my Illnesses was talking shit on the internet all along

[pigeondroppings]

One thing about me is that if my friends are trying to find a niche tumblr post I WILL be able to track it down in thirty minutes or less. That’s the chronically online guarantee.

[surskip]

diagram of every video in my recommended

[fridaycorvids-deactivated202405]

[catmask]

in all honesty if i was a witch i would be cursing people. i would basolutely be turning people into bluebirds and frogs and shit. some people r too confident and too rude for their own good. WOE! heros transformation journey upon you motherfucker

[pigeondroppings]

The Birds (they are bathing in the broken sprinklers of the Walmart Parking Lot)

[pigeondroppings]

[falsedetective]

YEAH HANK

[c-53]

I love when I try and interact with a really cute baby and they make it abundantly clear I have killed their energy and they hate my vibe

[c-53]

Baby in the cafe: BBDBBDBBBSSSSS 😊😊😊 OWL pop::!?🥹😅. Bbbbbbbbbfdft 🤣

Me: aww is the owl cake pop your favorite?

Baby in the cafe: 😐

[eraserheadbabyabortion]

they call me mr propaganda because i prop men up and have a ganda at their pretty eyes while i kiss them sweetly. is that anything .

[dogin8]

this literally isn't anything but I'm gay so gonna hit rb regardless

[eraserheadbabyabortion]

they call me mr propaganda because gay people reblog my posts despite them being nothing

[pigeondroppings]

If I’m allowed to choose how I’m reincarnated and it’s not just a karmic formula I would like to be a duck.

I also believe I karmicly deserve to be a duck.

[fnordseer5]

ok so a love shack is basically like a little old place where we can get together essentially

[necromancelena]

hey anyone up for writhing at my place? I'll be doing it in pain but you can writhe in different ways if you want.

[marghen-deactivated20240228]

"What does Quincey even do? Does he even have a job?"

His job is to be a hot cowboy, save the day and play twangy guitar licks when all hope is lost. And he's doing GREAT! What's YOUR job, huh? What do YOU even do?

[pointnclick]

It's cuz you're always fiddling on that damn roof

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[pigeondroppings]

Baby mode is all fun and well until you discover that the rest of the world refuses to accept that you deserve to spend your days in abject bliss doing fuck all

[pigeondroppings]

why do more work when less work do trick