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@pigeonfinder
People who call u without warning for non serious reasons are so scary like if you call me without texting me first im fully assuming you’re in a saw trap or something
People who call u without warning for non serious reasons are so scary like if you call me without texting me first im fully assuming you’re in a saw trap or something
pigeon count: 1
Hi hi, trick or reat?
Hi hi, trick or reat?
pigeon count: 0
no
fucking the carrier pigeon guy for carrier pigeons
fucking the carrier pigeon guy for carrier pigeons
pigeon count: 2
Something bad has been happening to me lately. I keep saying “oh a puppy” when i see something i find cute. I was on a walk on the cliffs and I saw a slug and said it because i thought I was alone, but then an old lady on her walk teleported behind me and said “Im afraid not…”
Something bad has been happening to me lately. I keep saying “oh a puppy” when i see something i find cute. I was on a walk on the cliffs and I saw a slug and said it because i thought I was alone, but then an old lady on her walk teleported behind me and said “Im afraid not…”
pigeon count: 1
noegip eonpig mwhahahah
noegip eonpig mwhahahah
pigeon count: 0
Hello jon. apologies for the deception, but i wanted to make sure you started reading, so i thought it best not to announce myself. I'm assuming youre alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldnt try to stop reading; there's every likelihood you'll just hurt your self. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again? We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
Hello jon. apologies for the deception, but i wanted to make sure you started reading, so i thought it best not to announce myself. I'm assuming youre alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldnt try to stop reading; there's every likelihood you'll just hurt your self. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again? We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
pigeon count: 3
Please accept my humble offering of pigeon :3
These are my two pigeons, Lavender and Lilac (Lavender with the checked wings and Lilac with the barred)
Ive had these guys for about 3 months now, but pigeons have been one of my special interests for over a year haha :D
Please accept my humble offering of pigeon :3
These are my two pigeons, Lavender and Lilac (Lavender with the checked wings and Lilac with the barred)
Ive had these guys for about 3 months now, but pigeons have been one of my special interests for over a year haha :D
pigeon count: 3
Beautiful creatures
im curious… pls reblog and tell me in the tags what you think is the closest bird to you right now. for me it’s a wood pigeon 🕊️🕊️🐦
im curious… pls reblog and tell me in the tags what you think is the closest bird to you right now. for me it’s a wood pigeon 🕊️🕊️🐦
pigeon count: 2
could you please enlighten me on whether or not you'd ever consider usernames in your pigeon count?
damppigeon asked:
could you please enlighten me on whether or not you'd ever consider usernames in your pigeon count?
pigeon count: 3
for you.
SHREK
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love’s first kiss. She was locked away in a garden by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave fire-breathing knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon’s keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love’s first kiss. (laughs) Like that’s ever gonna happen. What a load of – (toilet flush)
Allstar – by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearly town, the villages get together to go after the ogre.
NIGHT – NEAR SHREK’S HOME
MAN1
Think it’s in there?
MAN2
All right. Let’s get it!
MAN1
Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?
MAN3
Yeah, it’ll grind your bones for its bread.
Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.
SHREK
Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they’re much worse. They’ll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.
MEN
No!
SHREK
They’ll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it’s quite good on toast.
MAN1
Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (waves the torch at Shrek.)
Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark.
SHREK
This is the part where you run away.
(The men scramble to get away. He laughs.)
And stay out! (looks down and picks up a piece of paper. Reads.)
“Wanted. Fairy tale creatures.” (He sighs and throws the paper over his shoulder.)
NEXT DAY
only 1.5 pages out of 72 and 6 total pigeons here I'm afraid
Doves are a part of the columbidae family! Would they not count for the pigeon count?
Doves are a part of the columbidae family! Would they not count for the pigeon count?
pigeon count: 1
no. we're counting pigeon
going up to a couple sitting in the hot tub of a public pool and starting to cut vegetables into the water and stirring with my big spoon
going up to a couple sitting in the hot tub of a public pool and starting to cut vegetables into the water and stirring with my big spoon
pigeon count: 1
making people up to be condescending to
The hater does not need to make up guys. The learned hater can dunk on newborn doves, and condescend to the wind itself.
making people up to be condescending to
The hater does not need to make up guys. The learned hater can dunk on newborn doves, and condescend to the wind itself.
pigeon count: 1
Pigeons or sparrows?
Pigeons
Sparrows
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@pigeonfinder
Pigeons or sparrows?
Pigeons
Sparrows
This question was sent to our inbox. If you’d like for us to post a This or That poll for you, send the 2 things you want to see against each other to our inbox and we’ll let the people decide which one they prefer. Everything will be anonymous.
pigeon count: 4
Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people’s hats off—then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.
Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people’s hats off—then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.
pigeon count: 8
Bald.
Bald.
pigeon count: 0
Feathered.
is there. any way at all. you could do the script for shrek? I’m desperate to know how many pigeons exist in the shrek universe
is there. any way at all. you could do the script for shrek? I’m desperate to know how many pigeons exist in the shrek universe
pigeon count: 1
I'm doing this manually.
