Without Witty Reponses

20 | bisexual | any pronouns! Just a simple botanist, smoking weed and reading. Hit me up for flower photos

[danandphilnews]

[maxyvert]

It’s been 2 years since I wanted to upload all of my #mermays. Now they’re up on Gumroad as a coloring book! They have a price since the file size was too big for a 0+ category, but if you use this coupon at checkout : mermay18

🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️You can get it for free🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️ 

Get them here

Tag me if you color it :> 

[pigeonsaretoocoolforme]

Thank jorts 2019 and this decade is over. Here’s to less shitty friends and more plants!

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[justbadpuns]

Did you hear about the vampire rock band? I heard they sucked

[movie-gifs]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

[glutenfreeformyownsanity]

BIG DICK ENERGY

[systlin]

But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY. 

We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests. 

[jungwildeandfree]

all this time, the real whores were the lemons, not the women who stole them 

[pigeonsaretoocoolforme]

Excuse me! How has no one mentioned squashes?? They are literally qualified as promiscuous!

[sunnyandpositive]

Van Gogh museum in Amsterdam is surrounded by 125k sunflowers. You're allowed to take home as many as you want. 🌻

[voninsterburg]

[bugwords]

[alrauna]

Cécile Berrubé (@cecile_illustrations)

[pigeonsaretoocoolforme]

This will be put on my body.

[redforeststudio-deactivated2023]

Day 21 of Buntober Inktober - mini bunny fairies!

[rainie-kaguyahime]

[suitcaseddreamer-blog-blog]

Slow and steady wins the race :D

[nickholmes]

[chillyfeetsteak]

a criminal

[little-tunny]

A hero

[screambirdscreaming]

an artist

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

ch iken….

[magickbee]

me: can i offer you a carrot reading?

you: uhhhhhhh……do you mean tarot?

me: *pulling out a bag of baby carrots with runes carved into them* no

[tarot-studies-and-tea-blog]

@baddivinationideas

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

My neighbor’s rooster, Clyde, hates their entire family and he’ll actually attack them whenever they walk outside their door lmao but he absolutely loves me to the point that I can feed him from my hand and whenever I come home Clyde will nearly break his little neck running from across the street where he lives to greet me at my car door, so this is who welcomes me home after a Walmart run 😂😂