Pigfarts wasn't always on Mars...

When a nerd girl has internet, she wants a blog to go with it.

[drawverylittle]

I always thought it was Raichu until one day it hit me.

[fjolltroll-deactivated20130616]

[animenigga-deactivated20131029]

CHILDHOOD BACK

AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS

[raconteuze]

im crying a lil bit

[pokemoncards]

I need this in my tumblr forever.

[girlfriender]

is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???

[helllosweetie-deactivated201511]

HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP

[pei-zhu1210-deactivated20170524]

who names their kid bacon

[ameliacgormley]

Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.

[thahalfrican]

[irlbastard-remade-deactivated20]

is no one gonna talk about how the girls afraid of Donald Trump in her closet

[queenofthebuckets]

I think we’re all afraid of Donald Trump in our closet

[r2--d2]

White Tiger by (Josef Gelernter)

[highway-to-helbig]

hank green is an angel

[edwardspoonhands]

Somebody just asked me why my t-shirt size is in my Twitter bio. This is the reason.

[marshtomp]

How long has someone at Pokemon been waiting to use this phrase?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Three of the four elements are represented in types of hockey; Air hockey (air), field hockey (earth), ice hockey (water). Fire hockey needs to be a thing.

[fwizard]

fire hockey 100% does not need to be a thing

[onionhighonionandrenown]

Yes. Yes it does.

[thisnewdevilry]

Fire hockey already exists.  Welcome to pelota purépecha, or Mayan Fireball hockey.

[onionhighonionandrenown]

…this is the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen.

[poyzn]

Pet the catellite for better reception.

[drgrlfriend]

Sometimes the internet is just so amazing I can’t stand it.

[acappellayoungster]

Here are a couple pictures of my most recent crochet doll, Rose Quartz! So far, this has been my most time-consuming doll. She took almost five days to complete, most of which was spent on crocheting her hair.

[shinycaterpie]

Shhh~!

[dwinkus]

[kynareth]

i’m really digging the evolution of spam accounts, i had to check this blog to see if it was someone’s actual account and i’m still not entirely sure that it isn’t someone’s sideblog for postmodernist shitposting

[fiightingdreamers]

i trust naruto and i will purchase my memes from him

[prozdvoices]

Visit Original Link

Patreon Request: Groudon vs Kyogre

The requester wanted me to voice this great Pokemon comic.

Original comic by protocol00

For more details about Patreon and monthly personal requests, you can go here.

[prozdvoices]

people have asked for this, but i already did it, here’s a reblog

[amusiciansmuseum]

so cute!

[hashtagloveloses]

tag yourself im announcer guy

[boredpanda]

1800s-1900s Portraits Of Native American Teen Girls Show Their Unique Beauty And Style (15+ Pics)

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I love love love seeing historical/archival photos of people who are not white Christian Europeans :)

[sashayed]

this is my fave from the source, tho.

[oldblogarchived]

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

[disc80s]

IM CRYINGNFN

[my-name-is-long]

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

[spirited-simmer-deactivated2016]

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

[catchingjinns]

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

[watercolorsheep]

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

[abovethesmokestacks]

English: Dragon

Finnish: :)

English: DON’T

Finnish: Salmon snake

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]