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55 drones posing as 11 pigeons and a marbled polecat in a trench coat

[piigeonss]

Introduction

(cause the last one got lost)

Hi, I’m piige/pii/any other name you can come up with! My pronouns are she/her, but i’m ok with any. (actually i wanna try different pronouns, so any are welcome). I am a bad texter, and overly formal at first, so sorry in advance if we become friends.

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Fandoms I’m in:

-Nevermore (actively)

-School Bus Graveyard

-The Hunger Games series

-It (2017-2019)

-Whatever my friends are in, apparently

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General Likes (non fandom):

-Crochet

-Animals (particularly the with mama trend)

-Reading and sometimes writing

-Birds. Fuckin love birds

-Everything that you’ll find on Pinterest, but i’m too lazy to get it

-Theories and analyses

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DNI:

-porn accounts/creeps in general. I am a minor, below 16

-sh/ed blogs, i am trying to recover

-Asks about Gaza or Palestine. As i said, i am a minor and 90% of people who follow me are as well. I used to post the asks, and they got 1-2 notes max.

-Homophobic, racist, sexist, terfs, everything of the sort

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(“this user is” gifs/stickers will be here)

[sanitymakesposts]

Diversity win: you’re a weird little thing

[moonbiine]

@thurio-edau @piigeonss @azulas-1-fan @skops-jpeg @shuutingstar @gl1tchtrix @comatosequestionmark @niredsw

[piigeonss]

is this what the random bugs feel like under a child’s microscope?

do bugs feel flattery?

[weaver-z]

I love folklore so much because depending on the location and era it comes from it's either the most terrifying concept or the dumbest thing you've ever heard

[weaver-z]

Mexican Folklore: You think this place is a Normal Location? Tch. You fool. Everyone knows this place is the SCARY Location.

British Folklore: There's a little Beast in your house... make sure you give it the necessary porridge....... otherwise it might turn to mischief.......

German Folklore: For the love of God, do NOT trust hot people and do NOT trust babies and do NOT trust short men and do NOT trust Christmas and do NOT trust sausage and do NOT trust the elderly and

US Folklore: This Giant Boy From Texas Is God's Favorite

[ryan-sometimes]

Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up

[ryan-sometimes]

Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There’s a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito’s Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There’s a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Former chairman of exxonmobil is named Rex Tillerson. Billoinnaire who built his own shitty billoinnare tour sub and died in it was called Stockton Rush. These are cartoon level names.

[neonfretra]

hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

[catgirlforeskin]

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

[catgirlforeskin]

No, I can’t emphasize enough that she’s totally clueless about anything that could be weird about it, she just thinks it’s funny. I had to sit there with a straight face as she told me about how she made this girl eat off of a plate on the ground (in roblox) and sleep in a dog bed (in roblox) whenever she misbehaved and go “oh haha that’s so funny” and pretend like everything’s normal.

[ice-cream-asker-deactivated2026]

maybe

how old is she

[catgirlforeskin]

She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child

[ouppykittygirlmurderinstinct]

she looking for another dog?

[catgirlforeskin]

NO

[public-trans-it-deactivated2024]

Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?

[catgirlforeskin]

No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls

[queen-mihai]

Volunteering to stand in as this person's sister during this time of need

[catgirlforeskin]

I have a name

[unoisveimved-un-medicated]

This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder...

[catgirlforeskin]

I swear to god if this blows up enough that it gets reposted on other social media and my sister sees you all wanting to be her roblox dog…

[alyanas-little-hideout]

this will be 100k notes. I feel it.

[catgirlforeskin]

Sorry liberals, despite 400 tags saying “posts that have 100k to me,” we’re capping out at a nice cool 11k. My white ass is not making it onto tiktok, no robot lady is going to read this text, and my sister is not seeing it. Thank you all for playing

[ironwoman359]

Don’t sell yourself short just yet

[catgirlforeskin]

Everything is fine. I’m going to live forever

[quendergeer]

never seen a notes total as a punchline before

[catgirlforeskin]

Since I've gotten dozens of asks and comments about this, NO, my sister still hasn't seen this post, but she is gay now

[naruta-deactivated20201013]

you have to roleplay your url every time you open tumblr how screwed are you

[vaporousvicariousventi]

*envy filled breathing*

[catladymasterofsqirl]

I dont even know how to roplay this???? UHHH

GO MY SINGLE DYSLEXIC SQUIRREL TAKE OVER THE WORLD FOR ME?????

[lavendermoon48]

i guess i'm a moon now

what do moons do????

[catladymasterofsqirl]

Smell like lavendar aparently

[rainbowgod666]

I AM FANDOM DESTROYER OF BRAINCELLS

[catladymasterofsqirl]

AAAAAAAAAA HELP

[rainbowgod666]

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[catladymasterofsqirl]

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[naeomy42]

Rumi's patterns are RGB

[homunculus-argument]

[homunculus-argument]

the absolutely vital bonus panel.

[polishkurapika]

[qqchurch]

[hawberries]

I watched K-pop Demon Hunters and now I'm in love with Zoey

[redfoxraccoon]

[codys-surf-shack]

Miromabby in a nutshell

[noitavlas]

He made it 🥺

[crystalcourtain]

The fact that to Mira, Rumi and Zoey are her family. The way she always asks if they're okay, the way she makes sure they're comfortable. The way she doesn't allow harm to come their way. The way she protects them from what they don't even notice. The way she's always there when they're in trouble.

The way that while Rumi worries about being perfect and Zoey worries about being enough, Mira worries about them being okay.

The way Mira loves them.

[calladraws101]

Tired from practice 🫣