God's Unwilling Beta Reader

DIY omniscience done badly mostly just reblogs Homestuck, Pgte and Worm fan/neg 19 he/they

[no-soul-no-sleep]

my boyfriend made this meme and said i can put it here so i did

[queer-as-city-folk]

Thinking about a timeloop where someone is forced to confront their own nonbinary gender identity

[queer-as-city-folk]

Go on white woman, give your baby a UNIQUE name

[orca-iguana]

why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

[woolieshubris]

(FDA source)

microwaving aluminum specifically is known to cause arching, which can cause fires! (thick aluminum is fine, but thin aluminum like aluminum foil, and I assume the edge of an opened can is Not)

on top of that microwaving liquids can be dangerous as they get hot extremely quickly.

just search "microwave aluminum foil" on YouTube if ur curious lol

[orca-iguana]

Ah. That would explain the popping sound. I assumed that was just my microwave being old. Good to note I shouldn't do that in the future.

[woolieshubris]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

fully expected 40k notes ngl

[woolieshubris]

[sexygaywizard]

Moodboard for when the friend group gets together to cook

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[cluelessrebel1988]

I'd bet anything you'd like no one would be complaining about 'historical accuracy' for that version.

[cowboydeanwinchester]

the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous

[cowboydeanwinchester]

the best experience you can have on tumblr is goofing around with your mutuals and one of the worst experiences is having a post with 20k+ notes.

[cowboydeanwinchester]

[pinkniz]

Disintegrating him wasn't necessary but ok

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[alarmist-nonsense]

[0v9]

this is what upstairs neighbors have

[that-house]

[vaporousvicariousventi]

please please please anyone who’s read pgte come yap, I’m terraforming my friend group and their all on book 2.

[please-let-me-be-horny-for-real]

Just fyi, all the shirts and hoodies you're stealing? I'm gonna fuck you in all of them.

[lilyblisslys]

jeez these gap employees are hardcore

[vaporousvicariousventi]

@the-ghost-bagel

[please-let-me-be-horny-for-real]

Just fyi, all the shirts and hoodies you're stealing? I'm gonna fuck you in all of them.

[lilyblisslys]

jeez these gap employees are hardcore

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[chaifootsteps]

[sagacious-sdaughter]

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

[mens-rights-activia]

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[womandotpng]

Ogre castration mention?

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[lilybug-02]

Thank you