hi everyone its me pika

i WILL get a job soon 20s

[evidentlyeddie]

[katlovesshrimps]

moar brandy

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[made-nondescript]

she's a 10 but her primary socialization is classic lit, her own parents, and the five year olds she reads to at the library. what is she?

[goomyloid]

what's wrong with her genuinely

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[beesmygod]

i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

[wonderhecko]

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

[beesmygod]

this is next level

[wonderhecko]

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.

[charlesoberonn]

They're immortal.

They were heckling the actors in Ford's theater on the day Lincoln was shot.

They heckled the first reading of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

They heckled the first lifeform to crawl onto land.

They heckled the big bang.

[charlesoberonn]

"They say that time exists now."

"I can tell."

"How so?"

"Because this show is a waste of it!"

"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

[dexi-draws]

★ Caitlyn Kiramman ★

[mangosundae]

I love women

[kumzorg]

ooooh how i adore 3d models on 2d pictures im transporting myself there mentally

[notahorseindisguise]

i love in mambo number 5 when lou bega goes "trumpet!!!! ... the trumpet!!!!" like get the man his fucking trumpet

[notahorseindisguise]

im 20 years old and im smart and strong and i know people a million times smarter than have made planes safe to ride. im not scared of aeroplanes ive never been scared of planes before in my life

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[syrnyj]

[summer-fruits-and-cream]

[andewitt]

night creature

[ctchrysler]

A little Rae appreciation post

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

quicksaves in front of you and doesnt even do anything its just to make you nervous

[castigatedcast]

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me