girl, not this

hi. send me writing prompts in the ask and I'll give you soft, sad, bittersweet and hopeful stories. that's my vibe. 🇸🇬🇮🇳☪️ pronouns pending approval

[shaevilux]

coir hammock bed with wooden post my beloved

[circumgutter]

[important-cat-pics]

[higherauthority]

[argumate]

"My contention is that prior to the Trojan war, the political structures of the Greek kingdoms, especially in the island territories could most aptly be characterized as...

Ofc that's your contention. You're a young aristocrat who just finished listening to some wandering poet, probably that hack from Pylos. You'll be convinced of that until next month when you hear the bard from Sparta. Then you'll be taking about how the kingdoms of Mycenae and Thebes were models of divine rulership back in our grandfathers' time. That will last until next year when you're back to regurgitating Mentor's speeches about the sacred bonds between king and people and the divine right of succession.

"Well as a matter of fact I won't because Mentor completely overlooks the importance of...

"Mentor completely overlooks the importance of the council of elders in tempering royal authority, especially in matters of inheritance..." you got that from Halitherses' speech at last year's spring festival, right? Yeah, I heard that too. Were you going to plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or is that your thing. You come to a feast, quote some elder, and pawn it off as your own idea to impress Penelope and embarrass my son Telemachus?"

incredible public service by Nolan filming Odyssey and unleashing all these bants

[argumate]

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[greelin]

this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving

[greelin]

what the FUCK man.

[quasi-normalcy]

You know how some people talk about timeless themes in literature and you kind of low-key think they're full of shit? Sometimes they're not.

[tzikeh]

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

[useyourblinker]

This might be my favorite

[lotsofcatsandcheapwine]

This is mine

[niaskotl]

Airline magick. Leveraging the collective fear of death on takeoff to charge the sigils

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

Oh yeah I got one of these but replace “on takeoff” with “in the blast radius”. The best part is that the more power it absorbs the bigger the blast radius gets!

[spinningblueberry]

hasn’t recursive magic been banned by the greater council??

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[fuck-customers]

[magnetictapedatastorage]

I Watched a 55-Year-Old Law Break the AI Hiring Industry — And It Was Overdue

The Eightfold AI lawsuit exposed what happens when companies treat employment decisions like ad targeting — and why the fix requires enginee

a bit more context

[dafancyuhinspiration]

[shaevilux]

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

why is a waist up sketch of a girl kissing another girl's boob considered sexually explicit enough to be hidden but live action animated gifs of the heated rivaly dudes having straight-up full-on anal sex isn't? well, i'm sure you can guess which one is being reblogged by transfems

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

[maja-paja]

[captain-price-returns]

Casually mentioning our soldier will be committing mass rape soon.