What Is Life?

28/ F/ loves BTS, Asian dramas and a bunch of other things feel free to ask me anything 💜

[swaglexander-the-great]

I pray The Untamed forgives me for sullying its beautiful show with my cursed hands

[swaglexander-the-great]

I pray The Untamed forgives me for sullying its beautiful show with my cursed hands

[imaginaryalex]

me before wangxian: miscommunication plots are just annoying, unless there is a pressing limitation that literally prevents conversation this should not be happening. I cannot stand watching two idiots make themselves miserable over a single, fairly uncomplicated conversation.

me after wangxian: these are my uncommunicative bastard idiots and they will make themselves heartsick over their own stupidity over and over again before they get their happy ending, I’ll take 5,000 fics of this trope thank you.

[swaglexander-the-great]

Guess who got their video editing software back 8))

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[comfynb]

here’s a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don’t even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they’re small enough you can use a fork if u don’t have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

[tastefullyterrible]

So after spending hours combing through the recipes in the comments of this post I have created a cookbook. Feel free to use it. The link should work for everyone, its the only file on the google drive! I have referenced all of the recipes I used, all of which are from this thread. I made it for myself, but figured after all that work I should probably share. Happy spite cooking! 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WjcDfZrPMr0Pw9f5GfEy0aTs2KEx4Pub/view?usp=sharing

[animatedamerican]

there is a SPITE COOKBOOK now :DDD

[ruby-white-rabbit]

“fueled by spite: a cookbook of revenge”

[my-dailydreams]

[echo-bleu]

Hidden danger

More fun with lights. If you look closely, you'll see Baxia on the shelf behind him. If you look even closer, you might spot Nie Mingjue's shadow reaching for it...

The flowers on the fan are begonia. Mostly meaning love, harmony, etc, but in some flower languages, they are a warning (probably not in Chinese symbolism, but I couldn't actually confirm because the Internet is now all slop).

Jiang Cheng | Nie Huaisang | Wei Wuxian | Jin Guangyao

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[ajthebumblebee]

This seems to be what I've learned.

[ajthebumblebee]

[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

(soundcloud!)

[nie-huaisang]

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

OLIVE GARDEN BREADSTICKS

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[zathechaosgod]

guys idk if silksong today, although not by lack of trying

[teamunee]

warm up…. i haven’t forgotten this account i swear

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[amethystsoda]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ive mentioned this before but the main reason this is a CURSE and not a BLESSING is because bombarding your SYSTEM with that much fruit sugars and fibre all at ONCE will often create THE BAD TOILET EXPERIENCE

[hana-tox]

it was peak devastation, your honor.

[grumfy]

How I first got into cnovels and also how I found out my friend is related to Wang Yibo